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Rocky Marciano


Joined: 19/03/2007 18:04:56
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Now this is a really funny conversation:



Fernando Vargas is starting a fight !
* Rocky Marciano went online
* ravener went online

African Assassin> yo boon for some reason i think ur reach is longer than mine?
African Assassin> is that so?
Dick E. Boon> true
Dick E. Boon> i upgraded my reach
African Assassin> what?
African Assassin> how?
Dick E. Boon> i upgraded my reach
African Assassin> how?
Dick E. Boon> also my stamina is better than yurs
Dick E. Boon> u dono how?
African Assassin> no
Dick E. Boon> really?
African Assassin> no i dont
Dick E. Boon> ...
African Assassin> my reach pisses me ff
Dick E. Boon> you donate money to mikkel every month right? well if you pay some more he pays you back
Dick E. Boon> with things like this
Dick E. Boon> reach, stamina etc
African Assassin> no way
Dick E. Boon> ok then not
* ravener went online
Dick E. Boon> how much you donate each month?
African Assassin> it seems that u can slap my stomache from a mile away
Dick E. Boon> i can
Dick E. Boon> how much you donate each month?
African Assassin> and i have to be thisclose to hit u
* ravener went online
African Assassin> 0
Dick E. Boon> 0? no way
African Assassin> i dnt donate shit
Dick E. Boon> nah
African Assassin> i havent been playing fr long
Dick E. Boon> yura nice guy
African Assassin> why would he ban u if u donated?
Dick E. Boon> well than you just gave to answer to yur question
African Assassin> lol
Dick E. Boon> he banned me for lagging fights
African Assassin> my stamina isnt bad
African Assassin> it depends on if i thrw to many punches
Dick E. Boon> i got some extra stamina and extra long reach
Dick E. Boon> next month i may play with a better chin
African Assassin> hmmm?
African Assassin> are u serious or are u fucking with me

LOLLERSKATES AT THAT

Dick E. Boon> ask the forum
Dick E. Boon> althougn african
Dick E. Boon> it is a bit of a secret
Dick E. Boon> and mikkel doesnt acknowlege every request
Dick E. Boon> red for example throws punches in a extremely fast pace ...
Dick E. Boon> know what i mean africa?

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 22/01/2008 14:55:14


- OB Accounts: Rocky Marciano plus too many alts

- Join Date: 2007

- Status: Retired for now. Logs on every now and then just to troll.

- OB Class: A+++++ Elite and yes you got it right a FIVE STAR Elite.

- Goals: Been there, seen that, done it all so none other than reaching 1000 fights (on an alt) with above 90% win percentage I have been hunting after ever since joining OB2D.

- Titles won: too many to remember

- Title defenses: too many to remember

- Best win streak 132 wins in a row in total.

- Style: Very technical when needed to. Other than that force ko for the win!

- Signature Punch: The Rocky Marciano combo (now also available without french fries).

- Signature Taunt: Letting opponent recover back to full healt before KOing him for good.

- Weakness: Fatny, the king of OB2D

- Career highlights: Been there and done it all but yes there is one little thing that rises above all titles and such: making Reaper quit after I tkoed him 16 times in a row all inside first two rounds. We were supposed to box 100 times

- Quotes: "I just TKoed you 16 times in a row Reaper. What's the matter? Can not make is past first two rounds? Did I make you quit? Why so silent all of sudden? Oh I just made you STFU "

- Stupid nickname given by other players: Mini Fatny.

- Words of wisdom: Styles make fights. Sometimes even HOF caliber fighters lose to inferior boxers due to this fact. Everyone has their rythm and once you get inside that rythm, you will make life hell for that person (in the ring).

- PS. All signatures are stupid.
Dick E. Boon


Joined: 27/09/2007 19:14:45
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Yeah I have my moments
Sorry African, nothing personal.
Rocky Marciano


Joined: 19/03/2007 18:04:56
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What a nice "friend" you make...

This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 22/01/2008 15:09:52


- OB Accounts: Rocky Marciano plus too many alts

- Join Date: 2007

- Status: Retired for now. Logs on every now and then just to troll.

- OB Class: A+++++ Elite and yes you got it right a FIVE STAR Elite.

- Goals: Been there, seen that, done it all so none other than reaching 1000 fights (on an alt) with above 90% win percentage I have been hunting after ever since joining OB2D.

- Titles won: too many to remember

- Title defenses: too many to remember

- Best win streak 132 wins in a row in total.

- Style: Very technical when needed to. Other than that force ko for the win!

- Signature Punch: The Rocky Marciano combo (now also available without french fries).

- Signature Taunt: Letting opponent recover back to full healt before KOing him for good.

- Weakness: Fatny, the king of OB2D

- Career highlights: Been there and done it all but yes there is one little thing that rises above all titles and such: making Reaper quit after I tkoed him 16 times in a row all inside first two rounds. We were supposed to box 100 times

- Quotes: "I just TKoed you 16 times in a row Reaper. What's the matter? Can not make is past first two rounds? Did I make you quit? Why so silent all of sudden? Oh I just made you STFU "

- Stupid nickname given by other players: Mini Fatny.

- Words of wisdom: Styles make fights. Sometimes even HOF caliber fighters lose to inferior boxers due to this fact. Everyone has their rythm and once you get inside that rythm, you will make life hell for that person (in the ring).

- PS. All signatures are stupid.
Dick E. Boon


Joined: 27/09/2007 19:14:45
Messages: 178
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Look who is talking. Who is posting this conversation on the forum?
Rocky Marciano


Joined: 19/03/2007 18:04:56
Messages: 698
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Umm you were?

This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 22/01/2008 15:35:38


- OB Accounts: Rocky Marciano plus too many alts

- Join Date: 2007

- Status: Retired for now. Logs on every now and then just to troll.

- OB Class: A+++++ Elite and yes you got it right a FIVE STAR Elite.

- Goals: Been there, seen that, done it all so none other than reaching 1000 fights (on an alt) with above 90% win percentage I have been hunting after ever since joining OB2D.

- Titles won: too many to remember

- Title defenses: too many to remember

- Best win streak 132 wins in a row in total.

- Style: Very technical when needed to. Other than that force ko for the win!

- Signature Punch: The Rocky Marciano combo (now also available without french fries).

- Signature Taunt: Letting opponent recover back to full healt before KOing him for good.

- Weakness: Fatny, the king of OB2D

- Career highlights: Been there and done it all but yes there is one little thing that rises above all titles and such: making Reaper quit after I tkoed him 16 times in a row all inside first two rounds. We were supposed to box 100 times

- Quotes: "I just TKoed you 16 times in a row Reaper. What's the matter? Can not make is past first two rounds? Did I make you quit? Why so silent all of sudden? Oh I just made you STFU "

- Stupid nickname given by other players: Mini Fatny.

- Words of wisdom: Styles make fights. Sometimes even HOF caliber fighters lose to inferior boxers due to this fact. Everyone has their rythm and once you get inside that rythm, you will make life hell for that person (in the ring).

- PS. All signatures are stupid.
Dick E. Boon


Joined: 27/09/2007 19:14:45
Messages: 178
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My point is that IF this conversation I had with Africa hurt him in anyway, your only making it bigger by posting it.

But as Africa said, he doesnt have a problem with what I wrote.

Now I know you are so obsessed with me rocky (even posting my conversations i have with african), so pls allow me to send you a boxing glove with my autograph on it. You can slap yurself in the face with it every night before going to bed.
Rocky Marciano


Joined: 19/03/2007 18:04:56
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Sure but I'll choose the brand. None of the second class stuff. I want premium Fairtex gloves. How long does it take for Bolivian postal office to send a package to Sweden?


ps. you forgot to add the line "I am just kidding."

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 22/01/2008 15:36:08


- OB Accounts: Rocky Marciano plus too many alts

- Join Date: 2007

- Status: Retired for now. Logs on every now and then just to troll.

- OB Class: A+++++ Elite and yes you got it right a FIVE STAR Elite.

- Goals: Been there, seen that, done it all so none other than reaching 1000 fights (on an alt) with above 90% win percentage I have been hunting after ever since joining OB2D.

- Titles won: too many to remember

- Title defenses: too many to remember

- Best win streak 132 wins in a row in total.

- Style: Very technical when needed to. Other than that force ko for the win!

- Signature Punch: The Rocky Marciano combo (now also available without french fries).

- Signature Taunt: Letting opponent recover back to full healt before KOing him for good.

- Weakness: Fatny, the king of OB2D

- Career highlights: Been there and done it all but yes there is one little thing that rises above all titles and such: making Reaper quit after I tkoed him 16 times in a row all inside first two rounds. We were supposed to box 100 times

- Quotes: "I just TKoed you 16 times in a row Reaper. What's the matter? Can not make is past first two rounds? Did I make you quit? Why so silent all of sudden? Oh I just made you STFU "

- Stupid nickname given by other players: Mini Fatny.

- Words of wisdom: Styles make fights. Sometimes even HOF caliber fighters lose to inferior boxers due to this fact. Everyone has their rythm and once you get inside that rythm, you will make life hell for that person (in the ring).

- PS. All signatures are stupid.
Dick E. Boon


Joined: 27/09/2007 19:14:45
Messages: 178
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Legendboy, you could also set up yur own Dick E. Boon fan club. Yur probably be the only member but GOD what a great member you would make! Nobody could generate more publicity for me than you.
Rocky Marciano


Joined: 19/03/2007 18:04:56
Messages: 698
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Hey you promised to send me brand new boxing gloves! I want my gloves

- OB Accounts: Rocky Marciano plus too many alts

- Join Date: 2007

- Status: Retired for now. Logs on every now and then just to troll.

- OB Class: A+++++ Elite and yes you got it right a FIVE STAR Elite.

- Goals: Been there, seen that, done it all so none other than reaching 1000 fights (on an alt) with above 90% win percentage I have been hunting after ever since joining OB2D.

- Titles won: too many to remember

- Title defenses: too many to remember

- Best win streak 132 wins in a row in total.

- Style: Very technical when needed to. Other than that force ko for the win!

- Signature Punch: The Rocky Marciano combo (now also available without french fries).

- Signature Taunt: Letting opponent recover back to full healt before KOing him for good.

- Weakness: Fatny, the king of OB2D

- Career highlights: Been there and done it all but yes there is one little thing that rises above all titles and such: making Reaper quit after I tkoed him 16 times in a row all inside first two rounds. We were supposed to box 100 times

- Quotes: "I just TKoed you 16 times in a row Reaper. What's the matter? Can not make is past first two rounds? Did I make you quit? Why so silent all of sudden? Oh I just made you STFU "

- Stupid nickname given by other players: Mini Fatny.

- Words of wisdom: Styles make fights. Sometimes even HOF caliber fighters lose to inferior boxers due to this fact. Everyone has their rythm and once you get inside that rythm, you will make life hell for that person (in the ring).

- PS. All signatures are stupid.
Dick E. Boon


Joined: 27/09/2007 19:14:45
Messages: 178
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Talking about delusional .... You ate too many straight hands from Boon.

Just dedicate yurself 100% to yur little Dick E. Boon fan club and wait every day for the mail.
Rocky Marciano


Joined: 19/03/2007 18:04:56
Messages: 698
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Hey I chose my gloves:

http://www.kickboxingshop.com/product.aspx?pid=155

Colour: red
Size: 14 oz

I like those Fairtex gloves so when can you send me my gloves and please dont forget your autograph How slow/fast is the Bolivian postal office

Thanks for the free gloves! You are the man Boon

This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 22/01/2008 16:10:41


- OB Accounts: Rocky Marciano plus too many alts

- Join Date: 2007

- Status: Retired for now. Logs on every now and then just to troll.

- OB Class: A+++++ Elite and yes you got it right a FIVE STAR Elite.

- Goals: Been there, seen that, done it all so none other than reaching 1000 fights (on an alt) with above 90% win percentage I have been hunting after ever since joining OB2D.

- Titles won: too many to remember

- Title defenses: too many to remember

- Best win streak 132 wins in a row in total.

- Style: Very technical when needed to. Other than that force ko for the win!

- Signature Punch: The Rocky Marciano combo (now also available without french fries).

- Signature Taunt: Letting opponent recover back to full healt before KOing him for good.

- Weakness: Fatny, the king of OB2D

- Career highlights: Been there and done it all but yes there is one little thing that rises above all titles and such: making Reaper quit after I tkoed him 16 times in a row all inside first two rounds. We were supposed to box 100 times

- Quotes: "I just TKoed you 16 times in a row Reaper. What's the matter? Can not make is past first two rounds? Did I make you quit? Why so silent all of sudden? Oh I just made you STFU "

- Stupid nickname given by other players: Mini Fatny.

- Words of wisdom: Styles make fights. Sometimes even HOF caliber fighters lose to inferior boxers due to this fact. Everyone has their rythm and once you get inside that rythm, you will make life hell for that person (in the ring).

- PS. All signatures are stupid.
Ray Johnson

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Joined: 10/01/2007 13:36:12
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If theres free gloves i'm up for some.
 
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