The Great Yacoob wrote:First off it feels good to be back after a ONE DAY Retirement The Great Yacoob enjoyed his stay in the solomon islands and it's beautifal beaches complete with a lovely beach house, strippers, and a delicious cup of Mango Juice.

As for Rocky Marciano and Pilipinas let The Great Yacoob keep this funny, short, and sweet

Starting with the sumbitch Rocky Marciano. You're pretty damn good at this game. Your gang members love you, your rivals hate you, and your bed is jealous because you spend more time sitting in your computer chair than you do catching up on rest and preparing for a REAL DAY OF LIFE. Let me tell you something and listen well. Rocky Marciano though you take such a cherished name of a man that not only held titles, not only got MORE WOMEN than you, your father, Grandfather, and GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER have seen in their pathetic virgin lives having birthed each other through Sperm Donations, BUT also was respected. You on the other hand have respect from a bunch of comic book junkies that would turn down a date to attend a Silver Surfer comic book signing by some Pedafile dressed up in a costume!!! HAHAHAHAHH MATTER OF FACT THE GREAT YACOOB IS ALMOST SURE THAT ANGER YOU DIRECT AT HIM IS FROM FRUSTRATION OF HAVING BEEN IN THE LAP OF A SANTA CLAUSE IMPOSTER!!!
What is The Great Yacoob talking about???? Would you like him to explain?

Sometime back The Great Yacoob remembers when you said that a man approached you when you were a little boy while you were pulling your wagon and your apple for the teacher to school. A man dressed in a santa clause suit came from the shadows and said he'd take you to the North Pole. But since you were a little boy you didn't realize that when he brought you to his house with Reindeer statues and elves with lights in their heads and christmas lights on the windows that inside it wasn't the NORTH POLE.......NO!!! It was the inside of a pedafiles HOME!!!! so when you sat on his lap and he told you Rudolph the red nose reindeer stories while you sat on his lap making christmas wishes you fell asleep. And when you woke up you weren't sleeping on a SAUSAGE you were sleeping on a PAIR OF BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@

Next up Pilipinas

You're stupid, an idiot, you suck, and you masturbate to fitness videos of women.

end of story thank you

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!

Oscar wrote:Is this ok?

Skillz wrote:Ha hahahaha Oscar i didnt use photoshop i used Paint and made these

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