Messages posted by: The Great Yacoob

THE GREAT ONE GREETS YOU MIKKEL. FEEL HONORED

The television station is set on CNN where the MILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND TRILLIONS OF THE GREAT YACOOB's FANS are able to view and watch a live stream of their favorite super hero display athletic and articulate finesse never before witnessed in the entire earth's history of superstardom.

Andy Cooper sitting beside The Great Yacoob are shown sitting behind the desk nodding at one another in respect as the camera zooms in on them to bring them closer into the picture.

Andy Cooper - Well isn't this a pleasant surprise ladies and gentlemen we have....

The Great Yacoob shoots Andy Cooper a scolding look in which Andy Cooper corrects himself

Andy Cooper....ermm....Ladies and Women, excuse me...

Yacoob looks at the camera smiling obviously very satisfied with the correction

Andy Cooper looking a little embarrassed continues

Andy Cooper - We have here the controversial...

Yacoob interrupts again this time with a menacing look and Andy Cooper revises his introduction

Andy Cooper - Excuse me. There seems to be a problem with our transmitter here today. Ah, there we go. Good afternoon Ladies and Women, we have The Legendary, The Showstopping, Lady Fondling, Pay Per Frame Banking, High Exclaiming.....The Great One, The Great Yacoob. Mr. Yacoob it is my.........

SLAP!!!!!!!! The Great Yacoob slaps him so hard his head piece falls off and he flies off the set altogether and Yacoob looks down at him angrily and than turns lovingly to the camera.

The Great Yacoob - You've done your job peasant now go to Wal Mart and get some super glue to attach that Weave piece back on your scalp SUMBITCH.

The Great Yacoob opens his arms to the camera lovingly

THe Great Yacoob - ALL OF THE GREAT YACOOBS subjects how great it is to be back. After many long years of hardship The Great One is back better than ever still slapping people FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS. AND THIS TIME being the host of the late Andy Cooper's show as he collects data from judging the sesmic activity of the throbbing in his jaw from having been slapped One million dollars for being so disrespectful to his superior. Moving ON. The Great One thanks you all for the love letters, the posts on twitter, youtube, the adds on facebook, and most importantly for the contestants of The Slap A Thon challenge for who could video tape themselves slapping someone making the loudest clap. Jerry Macmillan congradulations for winning the contest Yacoob sends your family a life supply of food stamps. Moving ON!

The Great Yacoob signals for someone in the back and none other than Serious Business shows up on the set dressed in baggy FuBu jeans, A 5 times his normal size T - Shirt trailing past his legs looking like a nightgown, and a rapper hat saying NY on it with black shades, a copper chain around his neck (very cheap), and walking like one of his legs are shorter than the other.

Serious Business sits down next to The Great Yacoob who shoves him to move over a little

The Great Yacoob - The Drama Clique once more has reunited after nearly 4 years since disbanding. Things change over time don't they Serious Business?

Serious Business with his mouth twisted up like a rapper answers

Serious Business - Yea yo. I was born in South Bronx yo. I was raised in South Bronze...

The Great Yacoob - BRONX...

Serious Business - Yea yo South Bronx....and i'm gonna die in South Bronx yo. Yacoochie you still be on dat Great One shit yo? Like word up son im not on dat OB shit no mo I be straight up on dat J R Writer son the illest lyricist since the declaration of independence. And whats more yo is dat I know his career fell off yo I straight up still got his back yo he stay in my apartment now yo I let homie straight up crash in my shack yo cuz he tryna get another deal yo cuz his old crew straight up dissed him yo and stole his Franklins and Benjamins yo so im holdin him down at MOM's house till he gets back on his feet you know what i'm sayin yo?

The Great Yacoob - Some things never change. MOVING ON! The Great Yacoob took out the time for you Serious Business to once again get a little success being in the presence of Greatness so you can hopefully pay back a lot of that allowance your poor mother's has been giving you so that you'll act more SERIOUSLY.

Serious Business - yo yo yo....son...yo yo yo....SOUTH BRONX...Yo Yacoob why u be stuntin like I don't know about you yo? Word on the streets is that you on some gay shit, yo. Like my homie named Phat Fat said he caught you with some dude kissing. I mean when I was in the pen for pushing yayo u know what im sayin u need a nigga for certain services until you get out but yo.....straight up son..im the same SB you met on OB back when, im the same SB you see now yo, and i'll still be that same SB 50 years from now still shooting niggas with my bee bee gun, still scuffling my Timbaland's with the laces gone and the tounge hanging out, and still home in time to eat MOM's TV dinner lasagna cuz dats how we get down in BK YO!

The Great Yacoob meanwhile laughing the whole time with tears coming down his eyes wipes them with his sleeve

Serious Business - Yo B! What's so funny?! HUH?

Serious Business raises up from his chair

The Great Yacoob calmly stops laughing and looks at him still sitting

The Great Yacoob - Old friend please forgive your superior. It is just hilarious how you speak of street matters as if they actually DO MATTER!! LOL!! SUMBITCH! You live with your mom. You run around brandishing a bee bee gun when you should be putting in a job application or perhaps attend a career center. You speak of Timbalands with missing laces walking around looking like your nearly done paying them off with the Lay Away option and need only one dollar more to get a cheap pair of shoe strings. Prison really has changed you the old Serious Business i know wouldn't have settled for a cheap TV Lasagna dinner from "MOM's" he'd be talking about Grilled Cheese Sandwiches on Wonder Bread!

THe Great Yacoob jumps up and puts him in a headlock as Serious Business pants fall down and he has trouble pulling them up because he's sagging like his favorite rapper

THe Great Yacoob - HELL! Even the old Serious Business would have at least wore a belt to a place of business such as CNN. But The Great Yacoob wants to welcome you to the theme of today's show which is troubled Youth in Adults. Meaning adults that continue to undergo puberty. We must address the root of these social problems. Can we blame the rappers? No we cannot who are just merely entertainers......Can we blame our Nation? Probably for not developing more awareness......THE REAL BLAME SHOULD FALL ON the parents?!! NO! THe Great Yacoob knows Serious Business's mother personally! Especially with the way she Massages deez.......

The Great Yacoob grins apologetically. He Throws Serious Business Over the table and sits on top of the table as Serious Business struggles to get to his feet but keeps tripping over his 5 Times his size T Shirt and his sagging pants and Andy Cooper still trying to count how many teeth he lost while trying to make it a good story to report for having been blessed Slapped with One Million Dollars

THe Great Yacoob - This is The Great Yacoob saying respect yourselves and each other also this live telecast was brought to you by Yacoob's Peanut Butter and Peasant Sandwiches

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!

Accident Double Post

yea Nigel I wish I still had them before Mikkel's forum was hacked and thank u deleted account user for ACKNOWLEDGING THE GREAT ONE
HERE"S MORE

Post 9 - Concerning That Punk Ass Sucka Questlove

The Great Yacoob gives you the benefit of hearing him actually saying
You won fair in square. Yacoob took a hell of a beating from every square inch. You beat him in speed, power, and tactics. BUT and as long as the YACOOB MAKE TIME TO GIVE THE WORLD A CHANCE TO SEE HIM ON THE MICROPHONE THERE IS ALWAYS A POINT.

THE POINT IS.........You defeated The Great Yacoob and glorified which was ok....what wasn't ok.....was you glorifying without giving The Great Yacoob after all of his triumphs the respect he deserves!! NOT ONLY DID YOU NOT BOW DOWN ON ONE KNEE, NOT ONLY DID YOU NOT REQUEST A BITCH SLAP TO YOUR RIGHT CHEEK FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS, YOU DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE HOW MUCH THAT MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS FOR STEPPING IN THE RING WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE!

NOW IF YACOOB WERE TO PULL UP THE ARCHIVES AND TRAVEL BACK IN TIME THERE WOULD BE AN ENTIRE PARCHMENT MILES LONG FROM HERE TO SANTA CLAUSE MANSION IN THE NORTH POLE OF THE NUMBER OF TIMES THE GREAT YACOOB WALKED UP AND DOWN THAT ASS!! A WHOLE OASIS OF RECORDS OF THE TIMES YOU WERE GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO EVEN STEP ON THE VERY GROUND THE GREAT YACOOB STEPPED ON.

ESPECIALLY BACK WHEN YOU WERE THAT POTHEAD SMOKING AND LISTENING TO JIMMY HENDRIX TUNES STAYING IN YOUR MOTHER'S BASEMENT DREAMING OF BECOMING THE NEXT BEST THING BUT ENDED UP BEING A COCAINE ADDICTED ROADIE FOR HANSON!!

NOW IF YOU EVER AND THE GREAT YACOOB MEANS EVER GIVE OUT THAT DISRESPECT AGAIN THE GREAT ONE WILL NOT ONLY THIS TIME ACTUALLY BEAT YOU AND EMBARRASS YOU BUT THE GREAT YACOOB WILL SEND YOU FROM THE ERA OF ROCK N ROLL TO THE ERA OF THE GREAT DEPRESSION WHERE YOU WON'T HAVE THE LUXURY OF LIVING IN A WARM BASEMENT WITH COBWEBS NO NO NO

INSTEAD YOU WILL BE SENT TO THE ATTIC WHERE RATS AND ROACHES LIVE IN HARD TIMES AND FIGHT OVER THE LAST PIECE OF STALE MOLDY BREAD
AND INSTEAD OF DREAMING OF HOW TO BECOME A SUCCESSFUL MUSICIAN YOU'LL BE DREAMING OF HOW YOU'RE GOING TO KEEP A ROACH OR RAT FROM STICKING THEIR LITTLE FEET FROM OUT OF THE CRACK OF YOUR ASS!!!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!

YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE!!

A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS!!

OH YEA QUEST LOVE
A LITTLE TRIVIA

WHAT HAS A BODY, A BRAIN, AND A WILL TO LIVE LIFE HAPPY LIVING IN A CARDBOARD BOX?

GIVE UP?

YOU!!! YOU SUMBITCH!!!

Post 10 - The Great Yacoob Calls Out Mr. Goat

THE GREAT YACOOB HAS DEFENDED HIS TITLE AS OF LATE WITH A 21 WIN STREAK INCLUDING SLAPPING FAMOUS THE LEGENDARY LARRY HOLMES. NOW THE GREAT ONE'S STREAK WAS INTERRUPTED BY HIS OWN MISTAKE BY THE SUMBITCH MR GOAT KNOWN AS SLUGGER. NOW LISTEN UP YOU PANSY THE GREAT YACOOB IS LEARNING TO TAKE A LOSS LIKE A MAN AND YOU DID BEAT HIM. BUT TO LEAVE WITHOUT EVEN ATTEMPTING TO TAKE THE TITLE SAYING IT WOULD BE TOO EASY IS FEAR. FEAR BECAUSE SINCE YOU'VE STARTED THIS NEW ACCOUNT THE GREAT YACOOB HAS WHIPPED YOUR GRASS EATING ASS TWO TIMES AND THIS IS YOUR FIRST VICTORY. SO LET IT BE KNOWN THAT WIN WILL BE YOUR LAST. THE GREAT YACOOB INVESTS IN THAT PREDICTION FROM HERE ON OUT.

NOW TO HAVE MOVED FROM A FARM ANIMAL TO AN ATHLETE IS QUITE AN ACCOMPLISHMENT THE GREAT YACOOB MUST ADMIT YOUR FARM BUDDIES BABE BIG PIG IN THE CITY, DUMBO THE FLYING ELEPHANT, THE ARISTOCATS GANG, BAMBI, FREE WILLY, AND ALL YOUR OTHER PLAYMATES MUST BE ROOTING FOR YOU ON THE BARN AS YOU ENTER THE RING WITH YOUR HOOFS TRACKING MUD STAINS ALL OVER THE RING!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL!!!

Post 11 - To Red Viper

I read your little post about im one of the biggest losers or wall of shame or something in OB history but let me tell you something you little dirty cunt Yacoob was the BEST DAMN ONLINE BOXING SPORTS ENTERTAINER TO GRACE THIS SPORT
WHEN ONLINE BOXING WAS FALLING APART YACOOB's SO CALLED POEMS AS YOU CALLED THEM had people laughing so hard they were pissing their pants and actually brought people back to online boxing

Don't forget it was because of you and Couture AKA COUWHORE that i began the whole Yacoob gimmick for fun and i NEVER took this game as seriously as you did you running down Online Boxing statistics and OB History
WTF?

YES I DID have a temper problem when i used to play this game but after a while i shrugged it off because i always hated losing in boxing games

But as far as your little run down lets talk about you

Your Gay red cock boy viper and always WILL BE GAY RED COCK BOY VIPER
NOBODY LIKES YOU
Your boring and still a virgin well into your late thirties
You have this ducking boxing style where you spend most of your fights sniffing your opponents balls
If I had a dollar for everytime you got pissed off when somebody made fun of you I'd be a millionaire oops....i forgot i AM A MILLIONAIRE SLAP!!!!!!

Ask anybody that knew me if they didn't laugh all the posts i made you little asshole lmfao
I was entertainment and i did it for a reason
i had people reciting my quotes like the national anthem they used to do in public schools

My posts and threads are actually talented creative writing if you used that big bald egg head of yours i am very multi talented unlike you
the usual paper pushing dickhead spending his life in an office typing on microsoft word

I am a talented music producer, gifted in creative writing, a great actor, a hell of a scriptwriter, im very good at editing film, im working on a book as we speak, im a hell of a songwriter, im studying the piano.
dont be mad because im twenty times more gifted than you
and you have nothing to offer this life but creating posts about dumb statistics

Red Viper Says:
WHO ARE THE TOP TEN FIGHTERS OF ALL TIME
Im a big dickhead and i'm here to tell you all my whole life is memorizing the entrance and retirement dates of other online boxing fighters as well as their winning to losing ratio

My winning ratio is around 98.99 percent of getting no pussy ever in my entire life
I drink egg nog every morning to strengthen my fingers to beat my small pencil dick and play online boxing sun up to sun down
And did it ever occur to you why i call myself red viper?
Because im as poisonous to other men because of my raping tendencies

shut the hell up you infected anus
I brought a new style to online boxing and you've been jealous of it ever since i graced this sport

And i dont give a damn you beat me so many times in this game you idiot i was busy getting laid and working and doing so many other things im not even thinking about this game anymore i actually got bored but i still see your on here talking smack about me and other people

watch your mouth next time you talk about me LMFAO

so do yourself a favor and keep bending over and ducking down because you always be ONLINE BOXINGS COCK BOY RED VIPER

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL And this is what Red Viper replied to me that day

Red Viper Replied -

Oh you again, still talking this garbage. 15 titles in four years, that is still god awful. Most of this crud you have said is not correct. Yeah you put people back into OB but that does not mean they have to like you or not. You never made me, I made Red Viper, not you.

1. My winning ratio is not 98.99%

2. I am not gay.

3. I don't drink egg nog

4. I don't play this game sun up and sun down. If I did, my eyes would be fucked up.

5. I am not in my late thirties.

Besides Yacoob, I don't care what you do in real life, its a bunch of crap. Your full of ego and talk, no skills involved. So your the best damn online boxing sports entertainer, yeah but that does not save you from being a flat out bust. Your not funny at all, people like you make me sick. I could care less what you do with your life because it doesn't effect me. I hope you fail in everything because people like you don't deserve to be successful.

So you think your so better than me huh, I hate people like you, all arrogant and badmouthing people that don't do the same thing you do. I only smack talk to people when others put me down first and your a good example of that.

I hope your book fails, I hope your music fails, I hope every movie you do fails, I hope you fail at the piano as well and I hope you fail in life, you piece of shit. If you fail in real life, like you do in this game, I am going to laugh and call you a bigger loser of life as well. If you come back as Yacoob, I am not going to fight you again because I am sick and tired of you wasting my time, you piss me off everyitme your on, you make this game less fun for other people and me, you contiune to put me down if I beat you. People like you call me a shitty fighter because you lack intelligence. Does not matter what jobs you do, your still a lowlife and a punk. Your good at absolutely nothing, how does that feel getting put down like you always do to me.

Your a dam joke, I bet you will go bankrupt by the age of 40. If that ever happens I am going to laugh at you. I am not surprised at people like you will be begging for money out of the street corners. I can't believe someone saved your pathetic life from killing yourself. Yeah I remember, your stupid post about killing yourself. Now go kill yourself again because I am sick and tired of dealing people like you.

Whos the faggot now, you Dennis Rodman looking queer. If you keep calling me gay, I will keep calling you gay as well.

Now watch what you say about me because I can strike back with tons of things to say about you. I know how your Yacoob gimmick died because its me kicking your ass for years and I poisoned it to death, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You still whine about me beating you, you haven't changed shit, so deal with it. Your the main reason that I became an hostile person and then your supporters turned againse me.

Now just go die already. If you do come back, I am not fighting you again, simple. Bottomline Yacoob, your a bust and thats where it stays.

And Than I replied Again LOL

And he talks about my paragraphs?!!!!
AT LEAST MINE WERE FUNNY!!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD Red Viper LMFAO

WILL YOU GO SLITHER UP SOMEBODY ELSES ASS YOU BIG RED BITCH

I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT WHAT YOU HOPE AND PRAY AND WISH HAPPENS TO YACOOBS FUTURE BUT YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THAT WON'T HAPPEN

YOUR EYES ARE MESSED UP BECAUSE YOU CAN'T IDENTIFY BETWEEN A HARD COCK AND A JUICY VAGINA
WE ALL KNOW WHICH OF THE TWO YOU ALWAYS CHOOSE

EVER HEARD OF THE TERM A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS?

OF COURSE BECAUSE IN THE FIRST YEAR YOU ENTERED ONLINE BOXING YACOOB WAS WHIPPIN THAT ASS FROM HERE TO THE SNAKE PIT YOU WERE BORN OUT OF WITH YOUR COUSINS AUNTIES BROTHERS NIECES AND NEPHEWS

MOVING ON TO SNAKE SKIN BOOTS
I KNOW SOME OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS THAT I WORE PURPOSELY TO SHOVE IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR BIG RED ASS WHENEVER YOU DECIDED TO ACT LIKE A PYTHON PIECE OF PUSSY

AS FOR YOUR ONLINE BOXING ACHIEVEMENTS? SOMEBODY SEND THIS GUY A PLASTIC TROPHY OF HIS CHARACTER DUCKING DOWN BY SOMEBODYS SCROTUM SO HE CAN SHUT THE HELL UP BECAUSE QUITE FRANKLY IF I HAVE TO READ ANOTHER ONLINE BOXING THREAD OF HIM GIVING ONLINE BOXING STATISTICS AND ANALYSIS IM GOING TO GO DIAL TO HILL BILLY HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN, TELL HIM TO GRAB HIS SHOTGUN, AND BLOW THIS BASTARD DEAD SO HE CAN BE TURNED INTO ROASTED RED SNAKE BACON

YOU TALK ABOUT YOU ENDED YACOOBS CAREER? HAHHAHAHAHAH!!!! NO WAY YACOOB DECIDED TO WALK AWAY BECAUSE HE GOT BORED!

AS FOR THE DR. PHIL STATEMENTS ABOUT ONLINE BOXING HOSPITALITY OF TREATING ONE'S FELLOW MAN AS ONE WOULD TREAT HIMSELF
AND WHEN ONE'S FELLOW MAN GIVES HIM A BLOWJOB TO POLITELY GIVE HIM ONE BACK
NO THANKS

THIS IS ONLINE BOXING WHERE WE TALK TRASH, PUNCH PEOPLE IN THE FACE, TALK ABOUT THEM UNTIL THEY BREAK THEIR KEYBOARDS AND WHEN YOUR OUT PLAYING ON THE PLAYGROUND WITH YOUR LITTLE DORK FRIENDS JAMIE AND JORDAN YACOOB'S TAPPING YOUR MAMA'S ASS LIKE A TAMBOURINE MAKING HER HOWL

COOB COOB COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBB!!!!
LMFAO

AND THE RED HAIR HAD A LOT OF GIRLS ON YACOOBS BALLS
DENNIS RODMAN HAS A HOT ASS WIFE AND HAS SLEPT WITH MORE WOMEN THAN THE TIMES YOU'VE EVER GOTTEN THE CHANCE TO SEE A WOMAN NAKED ONLINE
LMFAO!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!

YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE!!!!

OH AND ALL THIS TALK ABOUT BEING A BUST
GO BUST A NUT ON YOUR UPPER LIP YOU BIG RED RETARD

Than Red Viper Replied LOL

Sure whatever but I am not a Yacoobholic. If you think I am a Yacoobaholic, how come I am your worst enemy then.

So Burn in hell, P.S. I am done with this thread. You think I respect you, no I don't. Like I said Yacoob, you and your pal, Serious Business are both busts.

You dam right I am jealous of your bullshit, because I am tired of listening your crap. For four years I have to deal with it, you never backed up your trash talk. I bet you think that I am god dam joke like everyone else. You will always think your better than me because your a arrogant bitch. Thanks to you, now I am the most hated guy in this game. No wonder why I don't get any respect in this game, thanks for nothing but wasting my god dam time. Now I am officially anti-Yacoob for the rest of my life. [color=#444444][/color]

Post 12 - The Great Yacoob Presents - Chopper - PAST, PRESENT, and FUTURE

WELL THE GREAT YACOOB NEVER THOUGHT THE TIME WOULD APPROACH WHEN HIS APPRENTICE WOULD TRY TO TURN HIS BACK ON HIS PEROSONAL AMERICAN IDOL THE GREAT YACOOB

YACOOB REMEMBERS WHEN YOU CHOPPER FIRST CAME HERE TO THE ONLINE BOXING SPORTS ARENA AND WERE AMAZED AT ALL THESE ATHLETES PUTTING ON THE GLOVES AND GREASING UP THEIR FACES AND TIGHTENING THE BOOTS AS YOU LOOKED ON AT PROFESSIONALS WHILE YOU WERE THE ONLINE BOXING JANITOR
DOING THE EXACT OPPOSITE

YOU WERE HANGING UP THE GLOVES, CLEANING OUT THE LOCKERS, SCRUBBING TOILETS WITH YOUR OWN TOOTHBRUSH, PAINTING THE WALLS, SWEEPING THE FLOORS, MOPPING THE FLOORS, AND YACOOB EVEN NOTICED YOU TURNED AN EMPTY PICKLE JAR INTO A BIG TIP JAR SO YOU COULD MAKE A COUPLE OF EXTRA DOLLARS TO FEED YOUR FAMILY OF 15.

THE GREAT YACOOB HAD PITY ON YOU AND SAW THAT YOU WORKED HARD EVERYDAY AND EVEN NOTICED YOU TRYING TO GET YOURSELF IN SHAPE. SO...
THE GREAT ONE DECIDED TO TAKE YOU UNDER HIS WING SO INSTEAD OF YOU DOING THE MOPPING, SWEEPING, SCRUBBING, PAINTING, AND LUBING YOUR ASS CRACK FOR A SMOOTH ENTRANCE

THE GREAT YACOOB HAD YOU POLISHING HIS TROPHIES, SHINING HIS BOOTS, OIL HIS STAIRCASE, IRON HIS SHIRTS, MOW HIS LAWN, HELL THE GREAT YACOOB EVEN GAVE YOU MEMBERSHIP INTO BECOMING AN ATHLETE.

SO BY THE TIME THE YEARS WENT BY AND YOU POLISHED, SCRUBBED, LICKED, SUCKED, PROSTITUTED, CASTRATED, AND DRAGGED YOUR CHOPPED DICK CARCASSE INTO THIS SPORT YOU HAD THE AUDACITY TO PORTRAY THIS CHEAP LOONEY TUNE IMAGE OF ALL HAIL KING CHOPPER

YOU'RE LIKE A DEFORMED ABORTION BABY ESCAPEE THAT FOUND A WAY INTO HUMAN SOCIETY TO TRY AND COPY SOMETHING WORTHWHILE TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK AS LESS OF A ROACH AS YOU ALREADY DO

SO NOW AFTER THAT BRIEF REMINDER OF YOUR PAST LETS ADDRESS THE PRESENT AND THAN WE'LL MOVE ONTO YOUR FUTURE

IN THE PRESENT THE GREAT YACOOB WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SLAPPING RED VIPER'S PUNK ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS UNTIL YOU STARTED MAKING NICKEL'S WORTH COMMENTS ABOUT THE GREAT YACOOB'S LOOKS.

BAD IDEA
NUMBER ONE YOU SAID THE GREAT YACOOB WAS UGLY
NUMBER TWO YOU SAID THE GREAT YACOOB LOOKED LIKE DENNIS RODMAN
NUMBER THREE YOU TALKED ABOUT THE GREAT YACOOB'S LIPS
AND NUMBER FOUR YOU DARE HAD THE AUDACITY TO SAY THE GREAT YACOOB HAD A FACIAL PROBLEM

SO SINCE YOU WANT TO MAKE COMMENTS LET THE GREAT YACOOB START MAKING SOME COMMENTS ABOUT YOU

NUMBER ONE - YOU SON OF A BITCH THE GREAT YACOOB WAS YOUR SHINY INSPIRATION TO EVEN MAKE THIS PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT TRYING TO MAKE YOURSELF A TRADEMARK NAME IN ONLINEBOXING WITH A WEAK AND POOR BETRAYAL OF SOME STUPID LINE LIKE

ALL HAILL KING CHOPPER!!!! WHAT KIND OF PATHETIC SHIT IS THIS?
IT'S LIKE TRYING TO HAVE A COMPETITION BETWEEN A DOLLAR MENU CHEESEBURGER AT MCDONALDS AGAINST A PRESIDENTIAL T BONE STEAK DINNER AT THE WHITE HOUSE

NUMBER TWO - YOU DAMN JANITOR BOXER. NOT ONCE HAS THE GREAT YACOOB EVER HEARD ANYBODY YELLING YOUR QUOTES SAYING, "WOW CHOPPER YOUR QUOTES ARE GREAT AND WE JUST LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE US LAUGH AND ENTERTAIN US AND AND AND AND AND..." FLUSH THAT DREAM OF ANYBODY SAYING YOU'RE EVEN WORTH HAVING THE HONORS OF BEING A SINGLE PIECE OF TOILET PAPER TO WIPE THEIR ASS

NUMBER THREE - THE GREAT YACOOB IS VERY VERY HANDSOME AND SEXY. NOT ONCE HAS ANOTHER MAN BEEN SO HELL BENT ON CALLING ANOTHER MAN UGLY TO THE POINT YOU TRY TO POINT OUT EVERY LITTLE PIECE OF YACOOB'S FACE WHICH MEANS YOUR LOOKING AT THE GREAT ONE'S FACE A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH SO SINCE YOUR TALKING ABOUT GAY WEBSITES THE GREAT YACOOB HAS ONE FOR YOU. HELL EVEN WITH A BIT OF AN ADVERTISEMENT IT'LL PAY YOUR BILLS IF YOU CONSIDER THIS

THE CHOPPER COMMERCIAL COMPLIMENTS OF THE GREAT YACOOB

CHOPPER: HELLO EVERYBODY AND WELCOME TO A 30 SECOND PROMOTION OF MY NEW WEBSITE FOR MALES ONLY. AND YES I SAID MALES ONLY CONSIDERING MEN ARE THE ONLY THING THAT REALLY TURN ME ON. IN FACT I EVEN HAVE A DAUGHTER THAT SLID OUT OF THE ANUS OF A MAN I IMPREGNATED BUT THATS ANOTHER STORY.
THIS WEBSITE IS FOR ATTRACTIVE MEN ONLY BECAUSE I LIKE ATTRACTIVE MEN BUT THEY JUST DON'T LIKE ME. SO IN ORDER TO GET FIRED UP BEFORE A FIGHT I NEED TO GET SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED BY YOU POSTING YOUR FACE ON THE WEBSITE SO I CAN GET MAD THAT I CAN'T HAVE SOME BED TIME WITH YOU AND BEGIN TO MAKE FUN OF YOU BEFORE MY FIGHT TO HOPEFULLY KEEP MY SEXUAL URGES FOR MY OPPONENT OUT OF MY MIND TO HELP ME FOCUS.
SO FAR I HAVEN'T HAD ANY VISITORS BUT THERE IS ONE GUY THAT DID THE TRICK FOR ME AND THAT WAS THE GREAT YACOOB. HE WAS SO DAMN FINE THAT I HAD TO LIE TO MYSELF THAT HE WAS UGLY SO I COULD USE THAT TO MOLEST RED VIPER IN THE RING WHEN WE HAD OUR LITTLE SKIRMISH.
SO PLEASE VISIT MY WEBSITE
STAREATYOURHANDSOME FACE BECAUSE YOUR SEXY BUT I CANT SLEEP WITH YOU SO IT MAKES ME MAD AND SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED TO ONLY THAN CALL YOU UGLY DOT COM.

AGAIN ALL TOGETHER THAT IS

STARE AT YOUR HANDSOMEFACEBECAUSEYOURSEXYBUTICANTSLEEPWITHYOUSOITMAKESMEMADANDSEXUALLYFRUSTRATEDTOONLYTHANCALLYOUUGLY.COM

MOVING ONTO YOUR FUTURE CHOPPED DICKHEAD

NOW THAT YOU'VE LEARNED YOUR LESSON THAT YOU CAN'T KEEP UP WITH THE GREAT YACOOB IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GO TO THAT CLOSET OF YOUR'S AND PULL OUT THAT OLD UNIFORM YACOOB RELIEVED YOU OF SO MANY YEARS AGO. THATS RIGHT CHOPPER
THAT GOOD OLD FASHIONED JANITOR UNIFORM AND IF YOU LOOK IN THE BACK YACOOB LEFT YOU SOME MR. CLEAN, A FRESH BROOM AND DUSTPAN, AND EVEN SOME WINDEX SO THAT THE ONLINE BOXING GYM WILL BE SPOTLESS CLEAN AGAIN

OH YEA AND YACOOB WON'T BE SLAPPING YOU FOR A MILLION DOLLARS THIS TIME BECAUSE YOU HAVE A JOB NOW

ONLINE BOXINGS JANITOR

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CELEBRATE EVERYBODY AND BREAK OUT THE TAQUILA

OUR ONLINE BOXING JANITOR CHOPPER HAS RETURNED

ALL HAIL KINGCHOPPER

KING OF A ROUTINE CLEANUP OF THE ONLINE BOXING LOCKER ROOM

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!

POST 13 - YACOOB CALLS OUT RAY JOHNSON

This is not an attempt...rather a surety that The Great One will rekindle the old flame we used to share...that being, definitavely that your insults being personal and absolute outrageous during the time of Yacoob's popularity that sparked the rivalry we had has NEVER BEEN FORGOTTEN.

So happens as I was revisiting my old posts i noticed you said some down trodden remarks to no avail as your status as visiting subscriber to DEEZ NUTS were no more noted than a single drip of sweat from the brow of a bench warmer playing for 1 minute a quarter as the star player takes a breather!! YOU SON OF A BITCH you thought your intellectual (so called achievements matched or even outmatched the severity of The Great One's influence?

Notice i'm breaking up these paragraphs (yes some less than 5 sentences) so you can individually comment for your rebuttals I imagine to give yourself a sense of displaying the aptitude and depth of a single speck of dust floating aimlessley through Fatny's trophy room as he takes trips to third world countries telling his tales as an athlete (devilishly misleading) taking advantage of those without access to the basic technologies of our overdeveloped nation?!!

I've noticed your addiction to having the last word, something toddlers do when in argument:

Example: Toddler 1 - You're a meanie you butt head!
Toddler 2 - No you're a meanie you dimple dork!!
Toddler 1 - NO YOU ARE!!
Toddler 2 - NO YOU ARE!

Notice the pattern? I also noticed the pattern in your threads busting at the seams as you think speaking in details make you seem intelligable when in fact it makes you like a penile discharge from an over stuffed scrotum sack no longer able to keep the infection contained.

You Benjamin Button Bitch i'd love to forward you to a gang banging bunch of homosexuals as i've recalled you've referred me as that on more than one occassion so in fact YOU can come out of the closet, "First come, first serve." "Homosexual" The term is so more endearing when in reference to you. Ever heard the old western term if the boot fits? I think you have plenty of space with such an overstretched mouth from attempting (COMEBACKS) as you're most likely to take another man from behind.

For old times sakes. One more psychological battle!

POST 14 - POYO562 THE ROBOTIC VIBRATOR

THE GREAT YACOOB HAS BEEN KNOWN NOT TO TAKE LOSING LIGHTLY AS THE GREAT YACOOB IS THE GREAT ONE AND EVERYBODY KNOWS AND CONFESSES IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER HE IS THE QUOTE DROPPING, LADY POPPING, FACE SLAPPING, CHARITY DEPOSITING INTO YOUR NEAREST SUNTRUST CHECKINGS ACCOUNT CELEBRITY OF THE ONLINE BOXING WORLD! NOW THE GREAT ONE HAS SUFFERED NOT ONLY ONE BUT TWO FIERCE DEFEATS FROM POYO562 THE ROBOTIC VIBRATOR WHICH IS UNDERSTANDABLE THAT HE IS THAT DAMN GOOD. BUT HOW DARE A PEASANT OF HIS CALIBER DARE NOT BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP THE GREAT YACOOB'S IMAGE OR EVEN THANK HIM FOR ALLOWING HIM TO EVEN SO MUCH AS STEP INTO THE RING WITH THE GREAT ONE! THAN HAS THE AUDACITY TO ACT LIKE IT WAS AN EASY VICTORY THOUGH NONE OF HIS WINS OVER THE GREAT YACOOB WAS BELOW THE 7TH ROUND.

SO AS A FRIENDLY GESTURE SINCE THE GREAT YACOOB IS NOT A VEANGEFUL INDIVIDUAL THE GREAT YACOOB IS GOING TO JUMP START THE FIRST ROBOTIC THINKING FOR ITSELF VIBRATOR SPECIALLY NAMED AFTER POYO562 SATISFYING THE NEEDS AND DESIRES OF ELDERLY WOMEN WHO ARE IN NEED OF A LITTLE PLEASURE WHEN VIAGRA AND OR THEIR ESPOUSED PARTNERS DEVELOP LIMP DICK SYNDROME.

THE POYO562 VIBRATOR ONLY $1.99 PLUS TAX AND SHIPPING SHAPED LIKE THE HEAD OF POYO562 AND A BUMPY AND SKIN INFECTED SHAFT JUST LIKE IT WAS BACK IN DUMPEVILLE AS THE GREAT YACOOB SAID DURING HIS CHILDHOOD PIECING TOGETHER MEALS WITH HIS FAMILY FROM RAT DROPPINGS, TO DEAD SQUIRRELS, AND ROACH CARCASSES! THIS PRODUCT IS CHEAP, AFFORDABLE, AND GUARANTEED TO MEET THE NEEDS OF ALL ELDERLY WOMEN'S SNATCH NEEDS. THIS PRODUCT DOESN'T EVEN TAKE BATTERIES BECAUSE IT'S THE DEFORMED OFFSPRING OF HIS MANY FAILED ATTEMPTS TO HAVE CHILDREN DUE TO HAVING INFECTED TESTICLES SO THE GREAT YACOOB'S EMPLOYEE'S SIMPLY TOOK AN ELECTRICAL APPLIANCE AND SHOVED IT STRAIGHT UP THEIR ASSES DID SOME REWIRING SO THE SUMBITCHES COULD TAKE BATTERIES!

WITH THIS INVESTMENT PERHAPS NOW POYO562 CAN NOW SLEEP ON A WARM BED AND FINALLY HAVE HIS FIRST CUP OF HOT COCO.....

TITAN, THE SNIPER, AND RAY JOHNSON MIGHT HAVE GOOD USE FOR THIS AS WELL. CHECK AT YOUR NEAREST RETAILER OR ONLINE STORE

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL!!

MANY HAVE SAID THE GREAT ONE DOESN'T HAVE A LIFE HE TAKES ALL THIS TIME TO WRITE THIS, WELL SUMBITCHES GUESS WHAT THIS ONLY TOOK THE GREAT YACOOB 5 MINUTES, IT'S CALLED HIGH INTELLIGENCE SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER POSSESS!!!

POST 15 - THE GREAT YACOOB HAS BEEN KNOWN NOT TO TAKE LOSING LIGHTLY AS THE GREAT YACOOB IS THE GREAT ONE AND EVERYBODY KNOWS AND CONFESSES IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER HE IS THE QUOTE DROPPING, LADY POPPING, FACE SLAPPING, CHARITY DEPOSITING INTO YOUR NEAREST SUNTRUST CHECKINGS ACCOUNT CELEBRITY OF THE ONLINE BOXING WORLD! NOW THE GREAT ONE HAS SUFFERED NOT ONLY ONE BUT TWO FIERCE DEFEATS FROM POYO562 THE ROBOTIC VIBRATOR WHICH IS UNDERSTANDABLE THAT HE IS THAT DAMN GOOD. BUT HOW DARE A PEASANT OF HIS CALIBER DARE NOT BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP THE GREAT YACOOB'S IMAGE OR EVEN THANK HIM FOR ALLOWING HIM TO EVEN SO MUCH AS STEP INTO THE RING WITH THE GREAT ONE! THAN HAS THE AUDACITY TO ACT LIKE IT WAS AN EASY VICTORY THOUGH NONE OF HIS WINS OVER THE GREAT YACOOB WAS BELOW THE 7TH ROUND.

SO AS A FRIENDLY GESTURE SINCE THE GREAT YACOOB IS NOT A VEANGEFUL INDIVIDUAL THE GREAT YACOOB IS GOING TO JUMP START THE FIRST ROBOTIC THINKING FOR ITSELF VIBRATOR SPECIALLY NAMED AFTER POYO562 SATISFYING THE NEEDS AND DESIRES OF ELDERLY WOMEN WHO ARE IN NEED OF A LITTLE PLEASURE WHEN VIAGRA AND OR THEIR ESPOUSED PARTNERS DEVELOP LIMP DICK SYNDROME.

THE POYO562 VIBRATOR ONLY $1.99 PLUS TAX AND SHIPPING SHAPED LIKE THE HEAD OF POYO562 AND A BUMPY AND SKIN INFECTED SHAFT JUST LIKE IT WAS BACK IN DUMPEVILLE AS THE GREAT YACOOB SAID DURING HIS CHILDHOOD PIECING TOGETHER MEALS WITH HIS FAMILY FROM RAT DROPPINGS, TO DEAD SQUIRRELS, AND ROACH CARCASSES! THIS PRODUCT IS CHEAP, AFFORDABLE, AND GUARANTEED TO MEET THE NEEDS OF ALL ELDERLY WOMEN'S SNATCH NEEDS. THIS PRODUCT DOESN'T EVEN TAKE BATTERIES BECAUSE IT'S THE DEFORMED OFFSPRING OF HIS MANY FAILED ATTEMPTS TO HAVE CHILDREN DUE TO HAVING INFECTED TESTICLES SO THE GREAT YACOOB'S EMPLOYEE'S SIMPLY TOOK AN ELECTRICAL APPLIANCE AND SHOVED IT STRAIGHT UP THEIR ASSES DID SOME REWIRING SO THE SUMBITCHES COULD TAKE BATTERIES!

WITH THIS INVESTMENT PERHAPS NOW POYO562 CAN NOW SLEEP ON A WARM BED AND FINALLY HAVE HIS FIRST CUP OF HOT COCO.....

TITAN, THE SNIPER, AND RAY JOHNSON MIGHT HAVE GOOD USE FOR THIS AS WELL. CHECK AT YOUR NEAREST RETAILER OR ONLINE STORE

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL!!

MANY HAVE SAID THE GREAT ONE DOESN'T HAVE A LIFE HE TAKES ALL THIS TIME TO WRITE THIS, WELL SUMBITCHES GUESS WHAT THIS ONLY TOOK THE GREAT YACOOB 5 MINUTES, IT'S CALLED HIGH INTELLIGENCE SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER POSSESS!!!

POST 16 - THE GREAT YACOOB PRESENTS TITAN THE TARD AND HIS MANAGER BARNYARD BITCH MR. GOAT

* THE GREAT YACOOB WALKS INTO THE PRESS ROOM DRESSED IN A 2 MILLION DOLLAR SUIT AND TIE ALL BLACK, RED AND BLACK TIE, $5,000 DOLLAR SHOES AND BLACK SLACKS WITH SHADES ON AS MILLIONS OF HIS FANS IN THE ARENA AND SITTING BEHIND THE REPORTERS SNAP SHOTS AND BARK AT HIM ALL AT ONCE IN A FRENZY*

*THE GREAT YACOOB HOLDS UP HIS HAND AND IN A SINGLE MOMENT THE ENTIRE ARENA GOES DEATHLY SILENT EXCEPT THE DROOLING SPIT BUBBLY NOISE EMITTING FROM TITAN STANDING AT 7' FEET TALL WITH HIS TOUNGE HANGING OUT OF HIS MOUTH, DRESSED IN A MICKEY MOUSE T SHIRT, WITH THE FOOTBALL HELMET ON HIS HEAD TO KEEP HIS HEAD FROM BANGING ON THE WALL, SPEEDO'S, AND GOLF SHOES WITHOUT SOCKS, AND MR GOAT WEARING A GOAT'S FUR SKIN SUIT, WITH FOUR SHOES SHAPED AS HOOVES WEARING TWO ON HIS FEET, AND TWO ON HIS HANDS WHILE CHEWING A BUSHEL OF HAY LOOKING BLANKLY INTO THE AUDIENCE*

*THE GREAT ONE TAPS THE MICROPHONE AND PUTS HIS LIPS AN INCH FROM THE MIC THAN LOOKS UP TO THE AUDIENCE AS THEY BEGIN CHANTING HIS NAME*

AUDIENCE: "YACOOB!! YACOOB!! YACOOB!! YACOOB!! YACOOB!!

*THE GREAT YACOOB LEANS INTO THE MIC AND SAY'S "WHAT.......IN THE NAME OF YACOOBISM....IN THE NAME OF DIGNITY....IN THE NAME OF PROFESSIONALISM...IN THE NAME OF COMMON SENSE....IN THE NAME OF MIKKEL PUTTING ONLINE BOXING ONTO PEN AND PAPER THAT LATER BECAME THE GREATEST SPORT IN ONLINE BOXING SPORTS.....HAS THIS BUSINESS COME TO?!!!!! YOU HAVE A 7 FOOT TALL 900 POUND PIECE OF CARCASSE BY THE NAME OF TITAN WHO WOULD BETTER SERVE AS A LADDER TO CHECK THE CEILING LIGHTS AS THE GREAT YACOOB MAKES HIS ENTRANCES TO THE RING, AND THIRDLY.....

*THE GREAT YACOOB TURNS AND LOOKS UP AND DOWN AT MR GOAT NOW FINISHING UP HIS FIRST MOUTHFULL OF HAY AND "BAAAA'ING" FOR TITAN TO FEED HIM ANOTHER HELPING*

*THE GREAT YACOOB CONTINUES, ".......THIS COMPANY HAS STARTED EMPLOYING STRAY ANIMALS? HAS THIS COMPANY NO DIGNITY? HAS THE MILLIONS OF THE GREAT YACOOB'S FANS BEEN LOOKING AT THE BLINKING WHITE LIGHT IN THE CELLAR UNDER THE HYPNOSIS OF THE GRIM REAPER, GOD REST HIS SOUL AS HE CONTINUES TO ENJOY HIS SUN TAN IN HELL?!!

*TITAN ROARS AND BEATS ON HIS CHEST LIKE A GORILLA AND GRABS THE MIC AND SHOVES IT TO HIS FACE SO HARD HE ENDS UP DEEP THROATING IT GAGGING ON IT EVENTUALLY SPITTING IT OUT AND TRYING IT AGAIN WITH LESS FORCE AND SPEAKS,

TITAN: Y..Y.....Y..YOU....YA....YACOOB....I...I.....TITAN......BEAT.....TITAN BEAT YOU.......MO....M...M...MORE.....M..MORE...THAN.......ONE........TIME. RII...R..RIIGHT.....RIGHT....MR...MR GOAT?

*TITAN PUTS THE MIC TO MR GOAT WHOM SPITS OUT HIS HAY AND SPEAKS INTO THE MIC,

MR GOAT - BAAAAAAA......YACNOOB....YOU BAAAAAA.....BEAT MY AAAAAA....ASSS.....LAST NIGHT......I'VE BEEN ON...AN EATING FRENZY FILLING MY BELLY FULL OF HAY.....TO BE LIKE MY BAAAAAAAA....IDOL POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN.....HE ATE BAAAAAA...SPINACH AND WHEN HE BAAAAAAA...ATE HIS SPINACH HE BAAAAA.....

*YACOOB DISGUSTED TAKES HIS CUP OF WATER WITH SQUEEZED LEMONS AND TOSSES IT ON BOTH OF THE LOVERS,

THE GREAT YACOOB - AS THE GREAT YACOOB WAS SAYING, SCHIZOPHRENIC FREAKS HAVE TAKEN HOLD OF THIS BUSINESS SOILING THE LEGACY OF THE GREATS OF THE GREAT YACOOB AND THE OTHER STARS OF THE PAST! THESE SUMBITCHES HOBBLE THEIR NO GENITAL HAVING, PREMATURE EJACULATING, SLEEPING ON THE COUCH IN GRANDMA AND GRANDPA PA MARTHA AND STEWARDS BASEMENT WHILE WATCHING A SEGMENT OF DISNEY'S HOUSE OF MOUSE, SO THEY CAN WIN A HANDFULL OF MATCHES AND CALL THEMSELVES CHAMPIONSHIP MATERIAL! WELL THE GREAT YACOOB IS HERE TO TELL YOU THAT NONE SHALL COME TO PASS SO LONG AS THE GREAT ONE REMAINS IN THIS BUSINESS AND HE WILL DO WHAT HE DOES BEST AND THATS SLAP SUMBITCHES FAMOUS AND NAMELESS, SLAPPING SUMBITCHES THE SUM OF ONE MILLION DOLLARS ASSISTING THEM IN PAYING OFF THEIR HOSPITAL TUITION TO CONTINUE TO ENJOY THEIR STAY'S IN MENTAL INSTIUTIONS, AND HOPEFULLY GIVE THEM A DECENT LIFE OF BEING ON THE RECIEVING END OF A HOLY ASS WHIPPIN!

*TITAN AND MR GOAT CHARGE AT YACOOB PUSHING LAW ENFORCEMENT ASIDE AS THE GREAT ONE TAKES HIS FIGHTING STANCE. AS TITAN NEARS THE GREAT YACOOB CRUSHING THE FLOOR UNDER EACH FOOTSTEP THE GREAT YACOOB PULLS OUT A PHOTOGRAPH THAT FREEZES TITAN AND MR GOAT IN THEIR FOOTSTEPS*

*THE GREAT YACOOB WALKS UP TO THEM BOTH WAGGING HIS FINGER, "WELL IT SEEMS THAT DICK AND JANE HAVE TROUBLE COVERING UP THEIR FOOTSTEPS!"

*THE AUDIENCE LAUGHS IN LAUGHTER, SOME YELLING LET US SEE THE PICTURE GREAT ONE*

THE GREAT YACOOB - DO YOU TWO ORGASMIC BLANKS DRESSED IN YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUMES, SMELLING LIKE TO FEET HIGH ELEPHANT DROPPINGS THINK YOU ARE EVEN DESERVING OF SO MUCH AS GOING ONE ON THE ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE WHILE HE'S DRESSED IN HIS FINEST THREADS? TO EVEN SO MUCH AS LAY ONE SOLID OF YOUR UNFILED, CONTAMINATED, BACTERIA COVERED BEAR CLAWS ON SO MUCH AS A SINGLE THREAD OF THE GREAT YACOOB'S SUIT? NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER!!!

*TITAN AND MR GOAT DROP ON THEIR KNEE'S AND PLEAD DROPPING DOWN IN WORSHIP, TITAN LAYS A SINGLE FINGER ON THE GREAT YACOOB'S LEFT BOOT WHICH MEANS A SINGLE PIECE OF MICROSCOPIC BACTERIA STAINS HIS FLAWLESS SHOE SHINE CAUSING A CHAIN BIOLOGICAL REACTION OF THE GREAT YACOOB GRABBING THE NEAREST CHAIR AND SMASHING IT ON HIS HEAD*

THE GREAT YACOOB - SUMBITCH!! SUMBITCH!!! NOW THE GREAT ONE'S GOING TO HAVE TO GET A TECHNA SHOT! BEHOLD!!

*THE GREAT YACOOB PRESENTS A PICTURE OF TITAN AND MR GOAT WEARING THE GREAT YACOOB MERCHANDISE SHIRTS, AND SHOES......WEARING NOTHING BUT SHIRT AND SHOES ONLY.........SHIRT....AND SHOES........ONLY.......*

*THE ENTIRE STADIUM ERUPTS IN THUNDEROUS LAUGHTER AND CHEER AS THEY SAY THE GREAT YACOOB'S FINAL QUOTE*

A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS AND THIS ONE IS AT LEAST 10 MEANING TEN MILLION DOLLARS DEPOSITED IN YOUR PISS OF A MONKEY POO POO ASS!!
DON'T SPEND IT ALL IN ONE PLACE!!

POST 17 - THE GREAT YACOOB STORIES - THE FOUR FUGITIVES

WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE GREAT YACOOB STORIES AS HE DELIVERS ANOTHER GREAT AND FABULOUS TALE ABOUT FOUR MEN THAT FOUND THEIR WAY TO A CAVE AFTER ESCAPING A RAPIST PRISON

THERE WERE FOUR SUMBITCHES NAMED, RED VIPER, CHOPPER, JIGSAW, AND CALIFORNIA KID

EACH ONE OF THEM WERE KNOWN IN THEIR NEIGHBORHOODS AS A GROUP OF FOUR LITTLE BOYS THAT WOULD WAIT UNTIL THE NIGHT FELL IN THE SKY SO THAT THEY COULD ATTACK AND BRUTALLY RAPE LITTLE BOY'S.

It is with a heavy heart how many victims they claimed UNTIL

THE GREAT YACOOB came from the sky to DELIVER JUSTICE and DELIVER FREEDOM to the TOWN OF JAMESTOWN to these poor parents that couldn't find where their children had dissapeared.

YACOOB FOUND THEM ABOUT TO RAPE ANOTHER ONE BUT STOPPED THEM BY DIPPING HIS HAND IN THE GOLD MINES OF YANU AND INSTEAD OF A SLAP FROM YACOOB BEING WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS A SLAP FROM YACOOB WAS WORTH A TRILLION DOLLARS AND SLAPPED THIER FACES ONE BY ONE BY ONE SO HARD THAT THE SKELETON WAS THEIR NEW FACE!!!!

INTO PRISON THEY WENT AFTER THE TRIAL ONLY LASTED 1 SECOND

THE JUDGE WALKED INTO THE COURT AND SLAMMED THE ANVIL
SAID GUILTY
SLAMMED THE ANVIL ONE MORE TIME
AND SAID DISMISSED

ONE NIGHT WHILE THE FOUR OF THEM WERE HAVING A HOT AND SWEATY ORGY THE GHOSTS OF THE CHILDREN CAME BACK FOR REVENGE AND INSTEAD OF KILLING THEM THE CHILDREN SAID WE HAVE SOMETHING EVEN BETTER PLANNED FOR YOU. WE'RE GOING TO SET YOU FREE INTO A SPECIAL MOUNTAIN SO THAT YOU CAN FACE THE HELL YOU FOUR WILL PAY.

SO WHEN IT WAS QUIET AND ALL INMATES WERE SLEEPING RED VIPER THE PEDOFILE, CHOPPER THE ONE THAT IMPREGNATED HIS OWN MOTHER WHILE SHE WAS SLEEPING, CALIFORNIA KID THE 2 FOOT MIDGET THAT WAS KNOWN FOR RAPING NEWBORN BABIES, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST JIGSAW THE METAL MONSTER FROM MONSTER LAND KNOWN FOR RAPING ALL OF THE FAMOUS HORROR CHARACTERS INCLUDING POOR LITTLE CHUCKY WERE ASSISTED IN ESCAPING TO THIS MYSTERIOUS MOUNTAIN

WHEN THEY WERE BROUGHT TO THE CAVE THE CHILDREN DISSAPEARED AND THE FOUR OF THEM FOUND THEMSELVES LOST WITHOUT FOOD, CLOTHING, (LMMFAO), AND VERY VERY AFRAID.

RED VIPER BEGAN TO CRY AND SAID TO CHOPPER
RED VIPER: HEY CHOPPER. I JUST WANTED TO SAY IN CASE WE DIE THAT I'VE ALWAYS HATED YACOOB AND WANTED HIM TO DIE BECAUSE HE ALWAYS GOT ALL THE ATTENTION, ALL THE FANS, AND EVEN DESPITE ME BEATING HIM FOR SOME REASON THE ONLY THING THAT EVER GAVE ME ATTENTION WERE ONE LEGGED MALE PROSTITUTES WANTING TO SLEEP WITH ME FOR MY MONEY. THE WAY YOU CAME TO MY AID DURING THOSE HARSH AND COLD YEARS WAS SOO........SWEET......AND CUTE...

CHOPPER SAID: DONT WORRY. YACOOB IS NOTHING BUT A PATHETIC AND UGLY RED HEADED BLACK QUEER. HE SUCKS. AND YOU DON'T. YOUR A WONDERFUL PERSON AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT FOR A LONG TIME I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING THAT WAS ON MY MIND AND ON MY ASS.

CHOPPER SITS ON RED VIPERS LAP

MEANWHILE CHOPPER AND RED VIPER IN THE MIDDLE OF HAVING A SEXUAL ENCOUNTER REALIZE WHAT CALIFORNIA KID AND JIGSAW ARE THINKING AND LOOK OVER AT THEM BOTH OF THEM WIDE EYED AND RUBBING ON EACH OTHER SAYING AT THE SAME TIME

JIGSAW AND CALIFORNIA KID: HURRY UP GO ON AND FINISH WHAT YOU GUYS STARTED

SO CHOPPER AND RED VIPER MAKE LOVE TO EACH OTHER LIKE TO PRISON INMATES WITH CALIFORNIA KID AND JIGSAW JOINING THE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH

BUT THAN RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF IT ALL A LARGE CAMERA CREW BUST IN THE CAVE WITH YACOOB AT THE HEAD OF IT ALL SAYING

YACOOB SAYS: YOU'VE ALL BEEEN BUSTED!!!!!!!!! SAY HELLO TO THE WORLD THEY ALL KNOW YOU'RE GAY NOW!!!!!!!!!! LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE BEING BROADCASTED ON CNN SO THAT YOU COULD MAKE HEADLINES AS TO WHY YOU HATE THE GREAT YACOOB SO MUCH

ITS OBVIOUS BECAUSE YACOOB ISN'T GAY AND THE FOUR OF YOU ARE!!!!!!!!
OH YEA AND THE GHOSTS WERE A COUPLE OF YACOOB'S FRIENDS PAINTED WHITE

AND GUESS WHAT THE MYSTERIOUS MOUNTAIN IS??

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOO!!!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEED YACOOB SAY MORE?

OF COURSE NOT!!!!!!

WE HAVE FOUR RAPISTS CAUGHT ON TAPE FOR THE ENTIRE WORLD TO SEE

NO WONDER YOU GUYS WIN SO MANY MATCHES ALL THAT TESTOSTERONE YOU EJACULATE INSIDE OF EACH OTHER MAKES YOU SOOOOOO HOMOSEXUALLY TOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHOULD'VE THOUGHT TWICE BEFORE YOU OPENED YOUR MOUTH'S AND CHALLENGED THE GREAT ONE!!!

Ok nobody has to tell me how fucked up I was back in the day I already know that but I had to post these old posts LMFAO. They're still classic

Post 1 - To The Online Boxing Champion Fatny

So you actually decided you'd do a battle of wits with The Great Yacoob?
It was one thing to post a picture of a roll of toilet paper and make a metaphor of my anger as crying

BUT it's another thing to SAY THAT YOU KNOW ME

Listen Up sister

When you first began this game Fatny you were what Yacoob liked to call a Mascot. You were the one everybody handed the costume to because the knew you'd do such a good job at dancing and having the little hat with the soda inside of it with the straw that could go to your mouth so you could dance and sip the drink to cool yourself off while in the gym during Yacoobs fights. Why and The Great Yacoob means WHY did you forget where you came from? Why is it that when Yacoob gave you the interview for the MASCOT POSITION did you forget who got you to where it is you now stand? AND who always gave you the TIPS for opening Yacoob's door when he entered the arena to prepare for a fight? ME.

because of your blatant disrespect and for having the tenacity of actually NOT KNOWING YOUR PLACE and missing a MONTHS BREAKFAST OF YACOOB FLAKES, also part of a slapping good breakfast, Yacoob is going to REFRESH THAT BIG BALD HEAD OF YOURS, and for those who are NEW bring them back to the days before FATNY QUIT HIS DAY JOB, and decided to focus his entire life on ONLINE BOXING.

The Great Yacoob interviewing Fatny: Dialouge

Yacoob: Fatny.....Fatny please come on in and have a seat

Fatny: WOW!! MR. YACO......I mean.....Your Holiness, THE GREAT YACOOB it is my honor to have you in my presence....i mean in the presence of GREATNESS which i wish i was.....but as you can see i'm applying for a career in the arts of being a MASCOT.

Yacoob: Of course Fatny....of course.....not everybody can be famous and not everybody damn sure can be The Great Yacoob don't you agree?

Fatny: OH YES SIR.....YES SIR...i mean your holiness.

The Great Yacoob's phone rings and it's his receptionist Sharon, which he puts on speaker phone

Yacoob: Yes?

Sharon: Your holiness?

Yacoob: The Great one said, yes.

Sharon: um...sorry sir....i just wanted to let you know that Fatny's mother is requesting permission to enter.

Yacoob's face lightens up

Yacoob: is that right? and her description please.

Sharon: 5'9, long curly hair, nice body and succulent lips good for you know what.

Yacoob: SEND HER IN

A sexy woman enters the office and she's so damn sexy you wouldn't believe she could have birthed something so defective looking, so retarded looking, so animal-like and hairy like Fatny applying for the MASCOT job.
She sits down next to her son Fatny and smiles at Yacoob with such gracefulness he immediately felt a connection.

Yacoob: Mrs. Fathead it is my pleasure to meet you.

Mrs. Fathead: Oh no your holiness the pleasure is mine. My little Fatny talks about you so much. I remember one time i burst in his room to tell him dinner was on the table and i saw him masturbating on your poster.

Fatny: MOM!!!!!!!! NOO!!! Please mom........oh god.....geesh mommy please i was trying to get a job

Yacoob blinks blankly at both of them and then throws his head back and starts laughing so hard he almost falls out of his chair.

Yacoob: Fatny you're hired your mother just got you this job and not because you have wet dreams of me either!

Yacoob and Mrs. Fathead, Fatny's mother crack up laughing together.

Mrs. Fathead: Oh yes and Fatny dear?

Fatny with his shirt over his head in embarrassment answers

Fatny: Yes mommy?

Mrs. Fathead: Don't be rude in the presence of Greatness, his holiness The Great Yacoob, and please be a darling and get mommy Magnum sized condoms from out of the bathrooms please?

Yacoob winks at Fatny's mother and says

Yacoob: and while you're at it. Your first task being the Mascot is to make sure that The Great Yacoob's red carpet is laid out for him for tomorrow night. Yacoob has the fuel for tonight because me and your mother are going to fuc...........discuss further matters you're father wouldn't want to hear about when you guys get home. Now run along

Fatny heads towards the door and just before he's almost out of the door Mrs. Fathead pulls down Fatny's pants and say's

Mrs. Fathead: HE EVEN WEARS YOUR UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

Yacoob: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fatny runs and falls down having tripped over his sagging pants and get's the condoms and puts them in his mothers hands and heads to the gym to prepare the red carpet for Yacoobs fight the next day.

Thus in conclustion ladies and women that night was the beginning of Fatny's hunger to be somebody from having been a nobody for sooooo long but even though he has ALL THE BELTS most of the time that LITTLE MASCOT IS STILL SOMEWHERE UNDER THAT SKIN!! So everytime you see Fatny make sure to remind him to tell Yacoob

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!

FATNY YOU JUST GOT YACNOOBED
YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC!!!

Post 2 - Regarding Rocky Marciano and Pilipinas

First off it feels good to be back after a ONE DAY Retirement The Great Yacoob enjoyed his stay in the solomon islands and it's beautifal beaches complete with a lovely beach house, strippers, and a delicious cup of Mango Juice.

As for Rocky Marciano and Pilipinas let The Great Yacoob keep this funny, short, and sweet

Starting with the sumbitch Rocky Marciano. You're pretty damn good at this game. Your gang members love you, your rivals hate you, and your bed is jealous because you spend more time sitting in your computer chair than you do catching up on rest and preparing for a REAL DAY OF LIFE. Let me tell you something and listen well. Rocky Marciano though you take such a cherished name of a man that not only held titles, not only got MORE WOMEN than you, your father, Grandfather, and GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER have seen in their pathetic virgin lives having birthed each other through Sperm Donations, BUT also was respected. You on the other hand have respect from a bunch of comic book junkies that would turn down a date to attend a Silver Surfer comic book signing by some Pedafile dressed up in a costume!!! HAHAHAHAHH MATTER OF FACT THE GREAT YACOOB IS ALMOST SURE THAT ANGER YOU DIRECT AT HIM IS FROM FRUSTRATION OF HAVING BEEN IN THE LAP OF A SANTA CLAUSE IMPOSTER!!!
What is The Great Yacoob talking about???? Would you like him to explain?

Sometime back The Great Yacoob remembers when you said that a man approached you when you were a little boy while you were pulling your wagon and your apple for the teacher to school. A man dressed in a santa clause suit came from the shadows and said he'd take you to the North Pole. But since you were a little boy you didn't realize that when he brought you to his house with Reindeer statues and elves with lights in their heads and christmas lights on the windows that inside it wasn't the NORTH POLE.......NO!!! It was the inside of a pedafiles HOME!!!! so when you sat on his lap and he told you Rudolph the red nose reindeer stories while you sat on his lap making christmas wishes you fell asleep. And when you woke up you weren't sleeping on a SAUSAGE you were sleeping on a PAIR OF BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@

Next up Pilipinas

You're stupid, an idiot, you suck, and you masturbate to fitness videos of women.

end of story thank you

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!

Post 3 - The Great Yacoob On The Oprah Show

HALLELUJAH

(The show begins with Oprah's morning greeting to the audience in attendance and the viewers watching at home.)

Oprah: Hello and welcome to the Oprah show. Today we have a very special guest whose influence has reached the far corners of the earth with his witty jokes, his famous quotes, and some of the best fights ever to embrace the sport of boxing. He was the youngest Online Boxing World Champion having accomplished the task in his first 200 fights, the best amateur fighter of all time, and the most celebrated entertainer of all time. He goes by the name of The Great Yacoob!!!!

(Everybody erupts into cheer and applaud as The Great Yacoob enters onto the stage and gives Oprah a hug and kiss on the cheek and finally takes a seat in front of her. He looks at Oprah with a mischievious smile and then turns to the crowd that chant his name)

THE GREAT YACOOB!!!
THE GREAT YACOOB!!
THE GREAT YACOOB!!
THE GREAT YACOOB!!!

(The Great Yacoob puts up his hand to silence them and the stage falls deathly quiet)

The Great Yacoob: A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!! HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!

Everybody including Oprah chants with him like they're slaves under his mind control and they all burst out in laughter.

Oprah: Yacoob its great to have you here on our show and i'm sure the fans and especially the women are excited to see you in person here this morning.

(The women scream in unison throwing panties on the stage)

The Great Yacoob: Thank You very much to all of you. The Great Yacoob say's that you all will be blessed in the name of Yacoobism.

Oprah: (laughing) Yacoob everybody wants to know where you stand currently in online boxing. What's your position with The gang The Black Fist Family you created and then destroyed afterwards? What about your long time friend and rival Serious Business aka The Problem? What about your historical rival Couture who was the first person you ever made jokes about? What did you mean by balancing fame and athletisism? What do you make about the comeback of Here To Fight and especially the current Super Champion Fatny?

The Great Yacoob: Well to answer your FIRST QUESTION of those series of questions The Great One has to say this. The Great Yacoob started The Black Fist Family to demonstrate just how powerful he is in this game and how much respect The Great Yacoob has from the other fighters in this game. Though we may not get along most of the time we still have respect for each other in one way or the next. When The Punani 4 Pound Gang was started by Mad Skills The Great Yacoob didn't mind Nor CARE AT ALL that there was a group of interns attempting to try and control an industry of professionals. But when the chatter began to get out of hand as if they were the dominant force The Great Yacoob decided to assemble a group of people that would show them the definition of an Ass Whippin You'll Never Forget and that's exactly what we did. After completely obliterating them Regaurdless of what Rocky Marciano say's because he's just a virgin without a HOLE TO STICK IT IN, The Black Fist Family wiped them out.

On to the second Question. Serious Business AKA The Problem not only WAS The Great Yacoobs best friend here in this sport BUT STILL IS regaurdless of what we say to each other. We are the founders of the first gang of online boxing called The Drama Clique and we ran this organization called Online Boxing by insulting any and everybody that stood in our way. This was during the time we were amateurs and still trying to establish ourselves as professionals. You have to understand that The Great Yacoob and Serious Business DO NOT and WILL NOT be like some of these boxers on here that are friends and say sweet things to each other. Our friendship is hands down a son of a bitch friendship that means we are friends but we are tough sons of bitches that express it through insults, fighting, and slander. Serious Business just recently retired and there were rumours he would return, but nobody knows right now, not even Myself, but what The Great Yacoob DOES KNOW is that he's busy keeping himself busy with the ladies so power to him.

Question 3. Penis Sniff Couture aka The Great Yacoobs doormat just popped his head in the other day's LAUNDRY to make sure to catch a Great WHIFF of fighters underwear but he soon left when he saw that The Great Yacoob was going to slap him into the moon if he didn't leave and stop being so perverted. Couture sparked The Greatness inside of myself because he was such a bastard at the time. The Great Yacoob saw him talking more trash than Oscar The Grouch so it was during that time that I decided, since i couldn't beat him because i was an amateur, that i would attack him psychologically and it worked. After attributing him to a draw sniffer that name of Penis sniff couture soon began to ring through the halls amongst all the fighters in the locker rooms, thus making him infamous. As far as where we stand now.......it's pretty much a done deal couture is barely even remembered except as a legend or a myth of someone everybody ought to watch out for if they don't want another man's face sniffing in their underwear.

Oprah and the audience bursts out in laughter

Oprah: That is quite amazing i actually remember my son dragging me to the room during some of your classic battles and i have to say that though Couture was more experienced in the ring you were ten times more experienced in having friends, popularity, intensity, and the times you did win you almost knocked the guys out of their shoes. hahahah.

The Great Yacoob: I've had some of the best matches because when Yacoob began his career he fought the best of the best. I never ducked anybody and i went the distance with many of the top fighters though they've tried to push that fact in the back of their minds.

Now moving on to the question about The Great One trying to balance fame and also maintaining his Technique in the ring. The Great Yacoob soon realized that once he began to create the quotes that are still being chanted today he had to keep them fresh and alive by coming up with more so that the fans would always be entertained. The Great Yacoob never expected to grow in popularity so quickly and have such a following of people. At the time I saw it as a perfect opportunity to gain respect, fortune, and permanent recognition. Everywhere i went when i was going on tour were lines of die hard and loyal fans to get my autograph, movie companies gave me offers that i turned down because online boxing was my profession, i spoke on several television shows, press conferences, and even made speeches to thousands of people in attendance. THAT was worth putting boxing on the backburner temporarily because it gave The Great One time to promote himself and establish his name that would never be forgotten. You see many fighters have long careers like Tyrant, Cynic, M. A. Barrera, Greg Haugen, Fernando Vargas and many others. They are all exceptionally talented fighters but that was all they were. They didn't have quotes, they didn't entertain they were and still are ALL PLAIN individuals. That's what seperated me from the rest of everybody else. Yacoob didn't want to go down as the good fighter that achieved success and then eventually went down the drain after he made the hall of fame. I wanted to give the world a show, an adventure as you saw a stellar athlete unfold and give you an Expedition through The Great Road Of Glory. So by sacrficing my skill to attend these things it took away from my boxing success but it MADE ME A SUCCESS IN RETURN, one that cannot be surpassed by anybody.

Oprah: And that's why we love you so much Yacoob you've done so much for online boxing. You made if fun to watch and helped it become more than just a show of skill you gave it personality and made it unique. So now before we end our show we'd like to ask you about Here To Fight's return and Fatny's dominance in the sport.

The Great Yacoob: (Chuckles to himself) To be honest with you Oprah Here To Fight is one tough son of a bitch but he retired at a very bad time when he was still on top and dominating the sport. When Unstoppable rose to the top and made the Hall Of Fame he squeezed as much out of it as he could until he really decided that he was going to retire and stay retired and he did. He retired with success and not a single person could say anything about him as far as what he could've done different. Here To Fight grew bored and when he retired he realized that he wasn't ready to do that so he made his return and it has been unsuccesfull so far against Fatny who is a younger fighter. I beat Here To Fight a few times and it was one hell of a task to accomplish but Fatny pulverizes vets like they were a bunch of crackheads high on rock and drunk, which brings me onto Fatny.

Fatny YES has rose to the top, and has dominated for months on end, and has beaten all the top fighters. Where he went wrong was he decided that he got there all by himself as if nobody helped him. He doesn't help train the younger fighters, he's all out for himself and he pretends that he's the most recognized fighter of all time when clearly nobody and The Great Yacoob means NOBODY likes him. It's amazing that a fighter would rise to the top and become the most Hated Champion of all time and not because he's beating everybody, not because he's unfriendly, but because he is literally the most BORING, Spiritually DEAD, and emotionally unstable son of a bitch this industry has ever seen. The Great Yacoob used to whip Fatny's ass all the time in his amateur years and he's forgotten that. He's forgotten how sorry he actually WAS and still IS and it's because of his success as champion that NOW he begins to make attempts at being a wise ass. The Great Yacoobs going to make a prediction

The minute Fatny loses those title belts and stops playing for more than two weeks he will literally be forgotten forever. Nobody will so much as BARELY utter his name or even acknowledge he ever fought here on online boxing. He's not talented, he has no other ambitions to aspire to anything but be a fighter, and he's literally a brain dead fool. Fatny is a machine without a heart or anything made of human material inside of him. Yacoob almost feels bad for the guy. Yacoob tried to get him a date with some women a couple of times but Fatny decided he would rather date the punching bag so Yacoob left the locker room so he could have a moment with himself and the bag. Without those gloves on his hands the only thing he's going to use them for is to box that small pecker to men modeling contests!! HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!

Oprah and the rest of the audience burst out in laughter

Oprah: Thank you so much Yacoob it's been my pleasure to have you on the show

The Great Yacoob gets up and gives Oprah a hug and then walks up to the camera

The Great Yacoob: Fatny, The Great One's coming for you to take that duracel battery out of your back and turn you into a real human being. Maybe you'll even get a date if you're lucky. hahahah!!

End of The Oprah show featuring The Great Yacoob

Post 4 - The Great Yacoob Stories The Peasant Reaper

The Great Yacoob was taking one of his many strolls to clear the GREAT BRAIN so that it would have more innovative things to bring to his profession as an athlete in Online Boxing. The Great Yacoob decided that he would go to the golf course and try and make some hole in 1's. So The Great Yacoob, Hall of Famer Here To Fight, and Mikkel all decided, AS RICH MEN, they would all get together and compete and socialize to enjoy the beautifal day. Yacoob stepped up to take his shot

While Lining up his Tee and preparing his swing Yacoob said

Yacoob: So you guys. Here we are. Men of Fame, Fortune, and Power. We are practically the TOP NOTCH Competitors of Online Boxing. The head honchos, the Scarfaces, the Godfathers whatever you consider. But The Great One can't help but feel that AS a representative of Greatness Yacoob cannot ignore this Peasant named Reaper.

Here To Fight and Mikkel laugh

Yacoob: No seriously guys. (Yacoob swings and hits the ball making a PERFECT HOLE IN 1). Yacoob remembers the first day he came to this sport he was AS USUAL, a noob with good manners, he was well behaved, and he even called The Great One by his first name Yacoob because I felt he made a GREAT SHOE SHINER.

Here To Fight: I think he's just some snot nosed punk who thinks he can pad all the time and get away with everything he say's like that saltwater loser catfish.

Mikkel: Let's not get into that one guys i have bad memories of that guy thinking he can walk in the men's room while the fellas changed into their boxing gear wearing high heels, and a spongebob thong. That was a terrible memory.

Yacoob: I always thought catfish should've ended up a pornstar or something but who cares he's gone anyway. The fact of the matter is that Reaper needs to be taught a lesson. He's forgotten his place BUT STILL EATS HIS YACOOB FLAKES.

They all laugh

Yacoob: No The Great Yacoob remembers one time while he was watching himself on the Oprah Show when Reaper knocked on his door. Now being Yacoob's personal shoe shiner I decided to hear what this peasant had to say. You would not believe what he asked me gentlemen.

Here To Fight and Mikkel Listen intently with their ears pricked as if Yacoob is going to announce Reaper Touched and killed himself being the death man and all.

Yacoob: Well...........He asked me if he could be promoted. And at first. The Great Yacoob didn't mind at all because he had plenty of Baggage this peasant could carry and lots of clothes, and fan letters that needed to be sorted, but that's not what The Grim Reaper wanted, NO! This SUMBI*TCH decided that he wanted to be promoted as The Great Yacoob's ASS WIPER!!! This demon from hell decided that he wanted to be responsible for wiping Yacoobs ass everytime he took a SH*T!!! The Great Yacoob told him that not only would he ever be so blessed to clean up the fecal matter of The Great One but that he was fired for even thinking he could get that close to Greatness!!! Reaper bowed down and begged for forgiveness but The Great Yacoob decided that Reaper would have to go back to the land of the dead for Special Educational Peasants who can't seem to value decent jobs, but would rather set a goal to wipe somebody's ass!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REAPER KNOW YOUR PLACE ROOKIE!
KNOW YOUR PLACE!!

AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST!!!

Post 5 - The Great Yacoob Stories Presents - Reaper The Herpes Virus

ONCE AGAIN AFTER SUCH A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGGGGGGGGG TIME OF ABSENCE THE GREAT YACOOB HAS NOT ONLY RETURNED WITH HIS GIMMICKS, QUOTES, AND OPEN PALM THAT TOUCHES THE FACES OF PEASANTS WITH SUCH SWIFTNESS THAT IT OPENS THE CLOUDS OF HEAVEN AND RAINS DOWN ON THOSE RECIPIENTS WITH ONE MILLION DOLLARS IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS HOLY!!

BUT IT IS NOW TIME FOR A CERTAIN INDIVIDUAL THAT IS LIKE THE HERPES VIRUS THAT HAS NO CURE, NO HEALING, AND NO KNOWN WAY TO PREVENT OUTBREAKS AND HIS NAME IS REAPER.

YACOOB REMEMBERS BACK WHEN THIS LITTLE SNOT NOSE CAME WITH HIS HALF EATEN LOLLIPOP, HIS HALF DEFLATED BALLOON THAT TILTED TO THE SIDE, AND HIS PINOCHIO SHOES WITH NAILS IN THEM TO HOLD THE SOLES TOGETHER. HE WAS A NICE WELL BEHAVED WOODEN BOY THAT ALWAYS DID HIS HOMEWORK AND CAME TO THE GYM TO TRAIN AND GO PRO IN THE ONLINE BOXING BUSINESS. YACOOB SPARRED HIM A COUPLE OF TIMES HERE AND THERE TO GIVE HIM THE HONOR OF STEPPING IN THE RING WITH THE YOUNGEST OBW CHAMPION THAT EVER GRACED THIS SPORT AND THAN MADE HIM GO DUMP THE SPIT BUCKETS SO THAT MORE SPIT COULD BE FILLED BACK INSIDE OF IT.

BUT THAN SOMETHING HAPPENED THAT YACOOB DIDN'T EXPECT

REAPER THE WOODEN BOY WITH THE HALF EATEN LOLLIPOP, HALF DEFLATED BALLOON, AND SHOES WITH NAILS HAD UNPROTECTED INTERCOURSE WITH SUCCESS AND CAUGHT THE HERPES VIRUS. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT EVERY POST, EVERY CHAT ROOM, EVERYTIME YACOOB WENT INTO HIS LOCKER ROOM REAPER WAS THERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH HE LOVED WEARING MICKEY MOUSE UNDIES AND HOW GOOD IT FELT TO BE CHAMPION. YACOOB COULD ONLY THINK COULD THIS BE THE SAME GARBAGE PAIL KID THAT WALKED INTO THE GYM SO LONG AGO? WITH THESE HUGE SCABS ON HIS LIPS TRYING TO TALK AS CLOSE AS HE COULD IN THE FACE WITH THE GREAT ONE?!!!

NO NO NO NO REAPER NO NO NO
HOW DARE YOU
YOU STD CARRYING SUMBITCH!!!

NOW HE RUNS AT THE MOUTH WITH HIS UNIBROW, HERPES CARRYING, CHAMPION STATUS THINKING HE'S THE BEST THERE EVER WAS!

BUT IS 2 STUPID TO REALIZE THAT IT'S NOT A REAL TITLE BELT AROUND HIS WAIST IT'S ONLY A PIECE OF COLLEGE NOTEBOOK PAPER WITH A DRAWING ON IT LABELED CHAMP!!!

REAPER IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO STOP STIRRING UP ONLINE BOXING WITH YOUR FANTASTIC FOUR COMIC BOOK DREAMS OF BEING SOMETHING YOU'LL NEVER BE AND THAT'S TRULY A GREAT ONE LIKE THE GREAT YACOOB!!!

YOU RUN AROUND WITH YOUR POM POM'S AND YOUR SHORT MINI SKIRT BOXING SHORTS AND HAVE THE AUDACITY TO PRETEND TO BE THE BIGGEST ONLINE BOXING PERSONALITY ON HERE! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A BAD OUTBREAK OF SORES THAT DRY UP, SCAB, AND RETURN WITH MORE PAINFUL BUMPS! YOU'RE NOT AN ASSET YOUR AN ASS SPLIT THAT CONTINUES HAVING UNSAFE INTERCOURSE WITH MULTIPLE PARTNERS YOU PIECE OF HUMAN FILTH!!

SO IF YOU BOX THIS MAN MAKE SURE TO PUT LATEX OVER YOUR BOXING GLOVES AND YOUR FACE SO THAT YOU WILL NOT CATCH SOMETHING YOU CANNOT GET RID OF LMMFAO!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!

Post 6 - The Great Yacoob Presents - A Punching Bag - High School Bully

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A PEASANT NAMED A PUNCHING BAG WHOM WAS YOUR AVERAGE KID LIKE ALL OTHER SUBURBAN BOYS THAT GREW UP WITH FRIENDS NAMED JOSH, TOD, KIPPER, CHIP, AND BOBBY BOY. HE WAS AN ONLY CHILD AND ENJOYED PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, SNACKING ON LUNCHABLES, DRAWING MANGA, AND COLLECTING MARBLES. HE WENT TO RIVER CREEK MIDDLE SCHOOL AND WAS ALWAYS THE FIRST ONE TO RAISE HIS HAND IN CLASS TO ANSWER A QUESTION, LOVED PIZZA AT LUNCH TIME, AND ALWAYS EARNED AN EXTRA CARTON OF MILK FROM HIS GOOD GRADES. LMFAO.

AS PERFECT OF A LIFE IT SEEMED, A NEW KID CAME TO SCHOOL AND HIS NAME WAS YACOOB. YACOOB WASN'T YOUR AVERAGE CHILD WHO PLAYED VIDEO GAMES, OR COLLECTED POKEMON CARDS, OR DEBATED WITH HIS FRIENDS OVER THE DIFFERENT LEVELS OF RPG CHARACTERS AND WHO COULD DEFEAT WHO IN THE DRAGONBALL Z ARENA, NAY!!!! NAY!!!! THIS CHILD WAS THE GREAT ONE, THE STELLAR ATHLETE, THE FUTURE SOON TO BE HALL OF FAMER, WHOM DURING THOSE DAYS DATED HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS, DATED THE HOT ENGLISH TEACHER, DATED THE HOT SCHOOL PRINCIPLE, DATED THE HOT SCHOOL BUS DRIVER, HELL IN DUE TIME EVEN ENDED UP DATING A PUNCHING BAG'S MOTHER!!!

SO ONE DAY A PUNCHING BAG WAS SKIPPING AND SINGING LAMB CHOPS PLAY A LONG TUNES, WHEN OUT OF NOWHERE A FOOT WAS PLACED IN HIS PATH TRIPPING HIM AND CAUSING HIM TO SCRAPE HIS CHIN AND DROPPING HIS BARNEY LUNCHBOX THAT BROKE OPEN SPILLING THE CONTENTS OF HIS PEANUT BUTTER AND FLUFF SANDWICH, APPLE, AND MOO 2 PERCENT MILK CARTON.

A PUNCHING BAG: OUCH! OH POO! GEE GOLLY GOSH I TRIPPED!

THE GREAT YACOOB STOOD OVER HIM: WELL WELL WELL. IF IT ISN'T MY FAVORITE PUNCHING BAG. ASSUME THE POSITION!

A PUNCHING BAG SITTING ON THE PAVEMENT HELD HIS HEAD DOWN, POUTING AND SLOWLY ROSE TO HIS FEET BALLING UP HIS FIST. HE THAN CRIED OUT

A PUNCHING BAG: GOKU!! I SUMMON YOU FOR POWERS!!
A PUNCHING BAG THAN BEGAN TO TAKE ON DIFFERENT STANCES MAKING MAGICAL NOISES OUT OF HIS MOUTH, SPIT FLYING OUT, PRETENDING TO BE A DRAGON BALL Z MASTER AND THAN CHARGED THE GREAT YACOOB.

THE GREAT YACOOB STEPPED TO THE SIDE SIMPLY AND SLAPPED HIM SO HARD IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD A PUNCHING BAG HIT THE PAVEMENT AND BOUNCED TWICE LIKE SKIPPING A ROCK ON WATER.

THE GREAT YACOOB SIGHED: ARE YOU DONE DOUCHE BAG? NOW BEFORE THE GREAT YACOOB GETS ANGRY ASSUME THE GOT DAMN POSITION!

A PUNCHING BAG WINCING IN PAIN SLOWLY RISES AGAIN AND TAKES THE KARATE KID CRANE STANCE AND LIKE NEO FROM THE MATRIX BECKONS THE GREAT YACOOB TO ATTACK.

THE GREAT YACOOB LOOKING AROUND AS IF THIS KID HAS TO BE JOKING SHRUGS AND CHARGES. A PUNCHING BAG ATTEMPTING TO LAND A KICK ON THE GREAT ONE'S CHIN MISSES AND IS CAUGHT IN THE CHEST AND FLIES LANDING ON HIS BACK CRYING OUT.

A PUNCHING BAG: OK OK OK!!! FINE FINE!!

A PUNCHING BAG RISES A THIRD TIME BLOODY AND BATTERED AND STANDS UP STRAIGHT RAISING HIS ARMS PRETENDING HE'S A PUNCHING BAG AND SLOWLY ROCKS BACK AND FORTH ON HIS FEET AS IF, LIKE A REAL PUNCHING BAG, IS SWAYING ON A CHAIN.

THE GREAT YACOOB TRYING TO HOLD BACK A LAUGH BEGINS TO STRETCH TO WARM UP AND PRACTICE HIS TRAINING AS HE IS THE RIVER CREEK MIDDLE SCHOOL BOXING CHAMPION AND DECIDED TO MAKE A PUNCHING BAG HIS PERSONAL PUNCHING BAG.

THE GREAT YACOOB APPROACHES THE TREMBLING PUNCHING BAG AND TAKES SOME WARM UP SHOTS TO THE HEAD AND CHEST AND RIBS. THIS LASTS FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES. FINALLY AFTER THE SOBBING AND CRYING PUNCHING BAG PREPARES FOR THE LAST SHOT WHICH HE ALWAYS HATES THE WORSE HE SAYS

A PUNCHING BAG: PLEASE YACOOB...I WANT TO HAVE CHILDREN ONE DAY AND......OOOOOOOUUUCHH!!!!

WITHOUT WARNING THE GREAT YACOOB KICKS HIM IN THE BALLS AND WALKS OFF WHISTLING THE JEEPERS CREEPERS TUNE.

HOLDING HIS GREEN PEA BALLS, A PUNCHING BAG RISES TO ONE KNEE AND CLENCHING HIS FIST SAYS.....

A PUNCHING BAG: I SWEAR........I SWEAR.....ON THIS VERY DAY I SHALL AVENGE MY HUMILIATION!! I SWEAR TO ONE DAY BECOME THE ONLINE BOXING CHAMPION!!!!! AND MY BIRTHNAME IS BILLY BUT SINCE YACOOB INSISTS I AM NOW A PUNCHING BAG!!!!! NOW TIME TO PLAY TEKKEN 5 WITH MY PALS!!!

THUS THE STORY OF HOW HE BECAME TO BE KNOWN AS A PUNCHING BAG, ALL THANKS TO YOUR HALL OF FAME HERO, THE GREAT YACOOB

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!! ALLL WORDS ARE FINAL!!!!

SUMBITCH KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST!!

Post 7 - Never Fear The Great Yacoob Is Here!! The Great Yacoob Stories

LADIES AND WOMEN, MISSES AND GIRLS, FEMALES OF ALL AGES
ONLINE BOXING PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU THE GREATEST ONLINE BOXING PLAYER OF AAAAAALLLLL TIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE

THE GREAT YACOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ONCE AGAIN FRIENDS IT IS (I) THE ONE THAT SPEAKS IN THIRD PERSON AND WITH GREAT CONFIDENCE TO GIVE YOU ALL ENTERTAINMENT TO GAIN MORE POPULARITY, A BETTER REPUTATION FOR BEING THE GREAT ONE, AND FOR BEING THE BEST DAMN SPORTS ENTERTAINER HERE ON ONLINE BOXING 2 DIMENSIONAL!!

DUE TO PROBLEMS AT OUR ARENA MIKKEL GAVE THE FANS AND THE WORLD A NOTICE THAT THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY ONLINE BOXING MATCHES UNTIL REPAIRS WERE MADE AND BEING MIKKEL'S ADVISOR IT IS NOW THE GREAT YACOOB'S DUTY TO ENTERTAIN YOU HUNGRY AND DESOLATE PEOPLE WITH A NUTRITIOUS AND WHOLESOME HOMEMADE STRAIGHT FROM THE GREAT YACOOB'S OWN KITCHEN COUNTER

PEANUT BUTTER AND PEASANTS SANDWICHES!!! YES! IT IS NOW IN STORES MADE WITH WHOLE AND REFRESHING PEANUTS ROASTED IN THE OVEN HEATED TO A GOLDEN BROWN SAUTEED IN FRESH OLIVE OIL AND SMOTHERED WITH ORGANIC SEA SALT! BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!! IT IS ALSO MADE WITH DELICIOUS JELLY FRESHLY PICKED FROM THE GARDEN OF EDEN WHERE THE FRESHES OF GRAPES ARE GROWN SMUSHED AND PROCESSED TO GIVE YOU A SWEET AND CREAMY JELLY THAT IS SOMETHING TO DIE FOR!!! LASTLY BUT NOT LEAST A SPECIAL SAUCE MADE FROM THE YACOOB FAMILY WITH A TANGY FLAVOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU SAY IT'S LIP SMACKING GOOD!!! IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS HOLY PLEASE VISIT YOUR NEAREST GROCERY STORE AND TRY ONE OF THE GREAT YACOOB'S OWN!!!

PEANUT BUTTER AND PEASANT SANDWICH

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!

YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE!!

A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS!!!

Post 8 - The Great Yacoob Comes out of Retirement - A Message to Give Em Hell

The Great Yacoob never thought that the day would come when his skills sharpened and his feet were covered IN BROWN RESIDUE FROM BEING STUCK UP THE ASSES OF THOSE SUMBITCHES THAT DESERVED IT!!!! The Great Yacoob was back at his mansion truly looking back at his long, exciting, emotional, and overwhelming career realizing that YACOOB is one of the most popular, controversial, and memorable fighter OF ALL TIME! The Youngest OBW Champion, The Fastest climb to popularity, Catchey Quotes, and THE LARGEST FAN BASE OF ALL TIME THE GREAT YACOOB IS HERE TO PUT THE GLOVES ON ONE LAST TIME AFTER RETIRING FOR A RECORD BREAKING 22 TIMES, and give it his all!

For those who know The Great Yacoob they will remember when The Great One first entered the sport and was getting slapped around for decades with more losses than wins almost 300 more losses than wins until the great yacoob surpassed that and became the OBW Champion defeating Sugar Ray!

From having the biggest FEUD record of all time having battled Don King, Serious Business, Couture, Red Viper, Dick E. Boon, and many many other fighters The Great Yacoob by far has had the best Career in OB history even against those who have become Hall Of Famers. After a long career of DOING IT ALL and BEATING THEM ALL The Great Yacoob wants to go one last time and achieve his dream of being A SuperChampion and A Hall of Famer to finally be able to lay down the gloves and live out the rest of my life in peace and quiet!

Moving on to Give Em Hell

When The Great Yacoob thinks of a name like that something goes off in his head that definately reminds him of something very familiar. You know like when a couple, A Man and a Woman join together to produce a baby. BUT WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT A MAN AND A WOMAN NOT OF HUMAN BEINGS BUT OF A GOBLIN AND A DRAGON FINDING A CAVE SOMEWHERE IN THE MOUNTAINS TO GET IT ON YOU WOULD EXPECT TO HAVE A SUMBITCH LIKE GIVE EM HELL BORN OUT OF THE ANUS CRACK OF PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON. You come into The Locker room and disturb The Great Yacoob while he continues to write PRAYERS for those that admire him to improve the quality of their lives, and INTERRUPT The Great One by bringing your deformed body into his presence for ADVICE? How CAN ONE GIVE ADVICE THAT'S KNOWN GREATNESS ALL OF HIS LIFE, TO SOMEONE THAT LOOKS LIKE THEY WERE PUT INTO A MEAT GRINDER, TOSSED IN A GARBAGE DISPOSAL, PISSED ON, AND THAN THROWN OFF THE EIFFEL TOWER IN PARIS, TO BECOME A TRUE CHAMPION? Give Em Hell....coming from a DRAGON MOTHER and a GOBLIN FATHER tends to take away a LOT OF THINGS that you'd be able to OBTAIN in regular life. BUT SEEING THAT you were basically BORN in a BIG PILE OF SH*T. You CAN ONLY EXPECT TO HAVE A FAN BASE OF SH*T eating flies to cheer you on from the bottom parking deck!

You say how you beat The Great Yacoob and how you can do it again! Well The Great Yacoob is saying that you lace those boots, put on those Lord Of The Rings Panties and boxing gear, and that Jason Mask on that ugly face so we can have an AUDIENCE THAT WON'T THINK YOUR A DEMON TERRORIST and LETS GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!!!!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!

Give Em Hell Woke up one morning on Christmas Eve and said all he wanted for christmas was HIS TWO FRONT FANGS!

A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS!

@ Serious Business. WHAT BUSINESS DO YOU HAVE ABOUT YOURSELF BESIDES AN EMPTY PORTFOLIO?

I know you've heard ranting and raving from people throughout your lives some i believe were most likely genuine and some may have been misleading but i'm asking all of you through my own testimony of being victim to trials and tribulations of the world that the only one that helped me become a better human being, a redeemed and saved soul having obtained salvation is my LORD and Savior Jesus Christ and so i am saying not just as Yacoob but as Andre D. Bland to please please please open your Holy Bible and begin praying for wisdom because you dont want to take your life or time for granted and ask yourself when the time for judgement comes will you be the sheep or the goat which the sheep being symbolic of the pasture that followed Jesus Christ through his commandments through actions, deeds, thoughts, and words or the goat that ignored and followed their own folly to their own destructive end. I've gone through all kinds of religions and doctrines and philosophical beliefs but i tell you now that this is the time to repent for we all sin and fall short of the glory of YAH or GOD to those of you who know him. I am not saying i am any better than you or any more righteous NOR am i saying i've made any better decisions for i testify ive lived a life full of wickedness mainly lusts of the flesh and indulgence in things i had no business being in. I was a man scorn and full of anger and rage but it wasn't the world it was because i wanted things to go according to my will and according to what i foresaw as worthy or acceptable and that is the trick the devil plays on all of us he gives us the illusion through the media, our friends, our family, even strangers and at times our own MINDS to deceive us in believing there are all these many paths to GOD when there is only one and that is our savior and LORD JESUS CHRIST who died for our very sins. If you read scripture it plainly states that GOD is holy and sin has no place in him, that we all have souls in our bodies, and this earthly life we live is full of vanities but determines our place in the after life. I know its scary to think of a place such as hell which does indeed exist which was created for satan and the fallen angels but is now a place for those who do not repent of their ways and do not follow Christ for the price of sin is death.

I know this may not make me popular among many of you but i promise you as a friend to some of you and with sincerity to others of you whom may not see me as a friend i come to you in all urgency because we are living in the last days as time begins to speed up and there are wars and rumours of wars, and the young begin to become wiser than the old, and there is much pestilence and disease and many natural disasters are taking and claiming many lives the time is now to come to Christ before it is too late because you never know when your day will come to pass so please get your life right now. Invest in purchasing a Holy Bible and read the scripture and begin to humble yourself and pray to GOD for understanding and submission to his WILL because ultimately that's all we were created for were to glorify GOD.

I know when you come to the Holy Bible it may seem like a bunch of poetry but in time i promise you everything in the WORD has everything to do with today and will reveal itself as The Holy Ghost fills your spirit. The Holy Ghost was given to Jesus Desciples after he was ressurected he breathed it into them so they would have the power to cast out demons, and rebuke satan, and begin to receive higher understanding. The Devil is so cunning and crafty he has you believe he's not real when his rule over the earth today is very evident through the acts of people whom do not have the Seal of Jesus on them. But even when you are saved the battle with satan doesn't end it becomes even harder because he seeks to take as many with him as possible. Your addictions, your bad habits, or even the times you feel like your acting out of character and feel like you cannot overcome is because you need The Holy Bible and MUST read it and pray daily to have your spiritual armor to protect against the unforseen demons that are always lurking for those who are not protected.

If you are ready to Receive Christ and want to change your life please i urge you to go to Church and i mean a GOOD ONE that makes YOU feel comfortable and not judge you so you can be baptized and you must profess Jesus Christ is your LORD and Savior and he died for your sins so you can begin to walk the path of righteousness. Everlasting life is very real and the Kingdom of GOD is at hand where you will nevermore want or feel pain or hurt but it is something you must fight for because the dark forces are always trying to block you from your GOD given blessing. I can testify that GOD has an almost endless amount of mercy and has literally brought me from the ashes to become who i am today.

I love you guys in Jesus Christs name and if you feel angry or threatened by this im telling you it's the devil trying to deceive you. Jesus Christ said HE came to put brother against father and daughter against mother because he is GOD and came in the flesh as a servant to give us the only ticket into paradise and you have two choices and you have to be prepared and strong enough to follow Jesus even if it goes against what your friends and family think for GOD is the authority and power against all wickedness and darkness and Jesus Christ is the good news and will change your life if you let him and believe him.

Once again i love you guys and do this from my heart and pray that you guys will come to Jesus as i have if you haven't already.

hey serious bitchness im in the room now come hang out so we can talk smack like old times

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