I felt like interviewing this human being of horse shit. So here it is.
John- "Hello Strength. First Question."
"Do you plan on getting into the HOF in the nearby future?"
Strength- "Hell yes I do. I want the world to know that I will be the best fighter. I want to capture all belts. I want to make sure every fighter falls down in the round that I choose. When I fight all day and everything, I will make sure my style captures the attention of EVERY FIGHTERS ATTENTION."
John- "Okay. Second Question."
"Who would be your strongest opponents?
Strength- "My strongest opponents would be John, Kush, and Fatny."
John- "So out of those 3 fighters, who would you have the most trouble with?"
Strength- "Well back in the days I used to struggle a lot against Fatny. But now that Fatny is gone, I know now that I have a chance but currently I would say John is the only fighter that I have trouble with in this game. I'd have to say John now so if I need a lot of luck to win a fight with him then I definitely need that luck to win."
John- "Interesting. Third Question."
"Where would you rank yourself in the Top 10?"
Strength- "Yes I would rank myself in the Top 10. I remember being rank 1 for a little bit then it dropped down to rank 7."
John- "That is not the question I asked. I said. Where would you rank yourself in the Top 10?"
Strength- "Oh, I would place myself in the Top 3 or Top 4. I deserve to be put in that rank."
John- "I see. Fourth Question."
"When did you start playing this game? And how did you find it?"
Strength- "Well I started playing this game around 2006 from what I remember. I started off okay but after awhile I lost my skills. I started to mak alts around 2011 when I was weak. I found this game by looking for boxing games. I came across smashdown and got bored of it. I wanted to find an online 2 player game where I can actually control my own fighter. And after some searching I found Online Boxing. I clicked on it, and then that's when this game changed my game styling life."
John- "That is very interesting. Last Question."
"Where do you see yourself 1 year from now?"
Strength- "WELL.......from 1 year ago I seen myself as a fucking bum who didn't know how to play well and then as I learned the game pattern, I found out how to dominate the whole game little by little. I wasn't the best then but right now I will prove that I can be the best nigga ever. I wll make all fighters bow down to my fist."
John- "Alright but how about 1 year from now? As in 1 year in the future?"
Strength- "Well right now, I feel like I can dominate some HOF fighters and some of the basic good fighters. My style has them in trouble from what I know. I will keep up the same pace and keep on fucking niggas up in the ring."
John. "Alrighty then. Thank you for answering my questions. Go fuck yourself."
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